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英語在香港
There will be no more shooting of guns or throwing of bombs. In future the American Military machine will train much harder in tongue poking, eyelash fluttering and sulking.
The winners of the war will be the side with the prettiest uniforms and the most attractive marching style.
Corporals will no longer scream at their platoons, 'Hup, hup, hup, left.... left .... left - right - left,' in case the platoon thinks Hup - up - up is a call to action!
Camouflage paint will be discontinued in favour of eyeshadow and lipsticks. Soldiers with a French family background will be given priority in the use of hair straighteners.
Any soldier who shows tendencies of fancying females will be advised, very gently of course, that they might be happier following a different career path.
The winners of the war will be the side with the prettiest uniforms and the most attractive marching style.
Corporals will no longer scream at their platoons, 'Hup, hup, hup, left.... left .... left - right - left,' in case the platoon thinks Hup - up - up is a call to action!
Camouflage paint will be discontinued in favour of eyeshadow and lipsticks. Soldiers with a French family background will be given priority in the use of hair straighteners.
Any soldier who shows tendencies of fancying females will be advised, very gently of course, that they might be happier following a different career path.
