So you say you wanted Evolution?
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Daxie
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FACT: NO ONE, that means you, me, and every human in history, has EVER observed evolution. There is zero evidence of evolution, it's just as faith based as religion. Its simply another question being asked.
Additionally, science DOES NOT provide answers, science is a TOOL that allows humans to determine the answers! ONLY HUMANS can provide the answers, science is just an abstract methodology!
No where in these videos does it explain how an arm can just come from nothing! Do you see any people walking around these days sprouting third and fourth arms? Why would evolution happen millions of years ago, and yet no one is evolving more arms in the present day??
And when prey tell, did vegetables give birth to humans? When was the last time you heard of a field of wheat evolving into humans? It sounds ridiculous, and yet, this is exactly what evolution states!
Additionally, science DOES NOT provide answers, science is a TOOL that allows humans to determine the answers! ONLY HUMANS can provide the answers, science is just an abstract methodology!
No where in these videos does it explain how an arm can just come from nothing! Do you see any people walking around these days sprouting third and fourth arms? Why would evolution happen millions of years ago, and yet no one is evolving more arms in the present day??
And when prey tell, did vegetables give birth to humans? When was the last time you heard of a field of wheat evolving into humans? It sounds ridiculous, and yet, this is exactly what evolution states!
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
You remind me of an interesting question. How do trolls evolve? Descent with satarization?
Thorn
Member
That was great! It was worth the time to watch them all.
Have you seen the Evolution game on the Discovery channel site? I tried it once, didn't get very far but wasn't paying enough attention to succeed.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
No I haven't. I'll have to play it. See how well I do. I wish I had known about this contest. I would have written my own song.
Homology is the top of a cereal box
Phylogeny is the smile of a dog.
Hmmmmm I think that's been done before?
Are you intentionally embarassing yourself on this topic now?
You really don't understand a single thing about evolution. Oh, I know - you read Origin of Species!
Thorn
Member
Check out the troll name. It's so close to the original that it's easy to miss!
That's freaky! Not a bad mimic of Dixie, there. It's really not too far off from the kind of stuff he usually posts...
It is amazing how you get to where you can almost predict how someone will respond to certain things. Especially when you've been around so long.
Thorn
Member
I know. I have my suspicions who it is; bet you'll guess too.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
I've seen evolution happen.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Like I said, Troll evolution. Dissent with satarization.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Like I said, Troll evolution. Dissent with satarization.
No real evolution, like the kind where a monkey and frog had a human.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
You were sniffing the formaldehyde in biology lab again, weren't you?
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
No not really. In all honesty I apply the theory of evolution at it's most basic level, the cellular one. Think about it. Your body grows, gets stronger, you learn from experience and from observation, your immune system learns how to defeat invaders. Now apply that over millions of years.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Would this explain toe jam or belly button lint?
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Well yeah for belly lint. My hairy belly button creates more lint than a non hairy one because as we all know, the hairier, the manlier. And men need more food.
lol. awesome. here is the original btw:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp
Also, major props for adapting some of their tracts for black audiences:
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