Craziest Conservative

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This thread is inferior to the looniest liberal one.

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm determined to win this one.

All you liberals are faggots.

 

[Damocles]

Vote for Damocles... Just get used to it.

 

[DamnYankee]

I've got twice as many votes as you. Get used to that.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm rather offended I didn't make this list.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm determined to win this one.

All you liberals are faggots.

The problem is. Like Dixie, you're not a conservative. Technically you're a political reactionary and when it comes to being crazy.....well you aint even in Dixie's league.

Damo is probably the closest to being a true conservative on the list but he's about as crazy as dry toast.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

In America conservative just means populist anti-liberalism. Conservatism is dead.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

In America conservative just means populist anti-liberalism. Conservatism is dead.

Then why is Pat Robertson still getting air time and why can't I wear my tie dyed t-shirt to work?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Signs you might be to conservative;

#10. If you think Ron Paul is a communist and Fox News really is "Fair and Balanced" you might be to conservative.

#9. If you think showing up at a Presidential rally with a loaded assualt rifle is protected free speech and that arresting a person at that rally for wearing a pink shirt is an important public safety precaution.....you might be to conservative.

#8. If you think the Government should stay out of Medicare.....then you have more problems then being to conservative.

#7. If you think Antonin Scalia and Roy Moore are bleeding heart liberals, you might be just a tad to conservative.

#6. If you think that hookers, pot and gambling should be illegal because that's what Jesus wants. You could be too conservative.

#5. If you're idea of Freedom of religion means one has the right to practice any religion they want as long as it's right wing, socially conservative fundamentalist protestant Christianity. You're probably just a wee bit to conservative.

#4. If you attend a sex education class with your teenager only to find out they know more about sex then you do, you might be to conservative.

#3. If you believe that a first trimester abortion is murder but that it's ok to execute a mentally retarded teenager, you're waaaaay to conservative.

#2. If you believe that Government subsidies and bail outs for anyone but farmers is creeping socialism. You're definately to conservative.

and the #1 sign you're to conservative is if you think government should stay the hell out of people's private business -- except when kidnapping citizens, imprison them with out informing them why or allowing them to see a Judge then rendering them to secret overseas torture prisons, snooping around the bedrooms of consenting adults, policing a woman's uterus, or conducting warrantless wire taps, you are not only to conservative you may be Dixie.

 

[DamnYankee]

You spelled "too" as "to", wrong every time except one.

 

[Minister of Truth]

HOW COME I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING POLL???


Oh, and Damo, I did consider voting for you...

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I voted for Damo, because he lets Grind administer the board....for a conservative to put that much authority in someone like Grind is really crazy.....

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Damo is too close to be a real consrvative/radical to be included. I went with Dixie, because he's certifiably crazy

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You spelled "too" as "to", wrong every time except one.

See what I mean about you're being a reactionary. Hey! You try writing that in 5 minutes.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Damo is too close to be a real consrvative/radical to be included. I went with Dixie, because he's certifiably crazy

Yea me too. Dixie may not be a true conservative but he's certainly nuts.

 

[midcan5]

I think the pictures of the girls are making me crazy! In a good way.

 

[DamnYankee]

HOW COME I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING POLL???


Oh, and Damo, I did consider voting for you...

Shit-fire! I'm down in the polls. Call in the SEIU to beat up some small black guys! And the Black Panthers to intimidate white women!

 

[DamnYankee]

I think the pictures of the girls are making me crazy! In a good way.

Turn your sigs off before you bust a vein.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I voted for Damo, because he lets Grind administer the board....for a conservative to put that much authority in someone like Grind is really crazy.....

All Hail Grind! All Hail Grind!

 

[Minister of Truth]

All Hail Grind! All Hail Grind!

Yes.