God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win Sports

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God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win Sports · Nov 1, 2023 · BabylonBee.com Article Image PHOENIX, AZ — The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night. "We're so grateful to be champions, and also to not have to be involved in all that weird gay stuff," said manager Bruce Bochy.

"Pride Night cometh before the fall, as they say." After over fifty years of championship futility, the Texas Rangers finally captured the World Series title in the same year the team became the final Major League holdout on hosting Pride Night. Despite mounting pressure as the remaining 29 MLB teams honored satanic drag queens, the Texas Rangers held firm.

Now, after being counted out as a playoff afterthought, the Rangers are hoisting the championship trophy. "Sure, there's lots of pressure to be gay -- but this is Texas," said star right fielder Adolis Garcia. "There's still room there for people who just want to play baseball. Now, let's get this trophy back to the Lone Star state where it belongs."

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Earl said:
God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win Sports · Nov 1, 2023 · BabylonBee.com Article Image PHOENIX, AZ — The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night. "We're so grateful to be champions, and also to not have to be involved in all that weird gay stuff," said manager Bruce Bochy.

"Pride Night cometh before the fall, as they say." After over fifty years of championship futility, the Texas Rangers finally captured the World Series title in the same year the team became the final Major League holdout on hosting Pride Night. Despite mounting pressure as the remaining 29 MLB teams honored satanic drag queens, the Texas Rangers held firm.

Now, after being counted out as a playoff afterthought, the Rangers are hoisting the championship trophy. "Sure, there's lots of pressure to be gay -- but this is Texas," said star right fielder Adolis Garcia. "There's still room there for people who just want to play baseball. Now, let's get this trophy back to the Lone Star state where it belongs."

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Well, this is the Babylon Bee...the interviews from the riots this weekend in Washington, Chicago, etc. are very sadly, reality...They're not advocating for a two state peaceful coexistence...
How many of those protesters are gay? A group called "Queers for Palestine" Seriously?...Do they have no idea they are promoting support for a group that would throw them (and Jewish people) right off the top of a building ...after they beheaded them.. After watching the interviews, they're clearly clueless...
 
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Well, this is the Babylon Bee...the interviews from the riots this weekend in Washington, Chicago, etc. are very sadly, reality...They're not advocating for a two state peaceful coexistence...
How many of those protesters are gay? A group called "Queers for Palestine" Seriously?...Do they have no idea they are promoting support for a group that would throw them (and Jewish people) right off the top of a building ...after they beheaded them.. After watching the interviews, they're clearly clueless...
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The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden), colloquially known as the Jews for Hitler, was a German Jewish organization during the Weimar Republic and the early years of Nazi Germany that eventually came out in support of Adolf Hitler. The organization was founded by Max Naumann, who was sent to a concentration camp after the rise of Hitler.
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