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”Conservatives Are One Chiefs Win Away From Claiming Taylor Swift Actually Is Joe Biden and That’s Why You’ve Never Seen Them in the Same Place”

“According to the conspiracy-theory-laden MAGA faithful, the outcome of Sunday’s game can only mean one thing: The Super Bowl has been rigged, Swift is going to endorse Biden, and it’s all part of a secret government operation that goes all the way to the top.”

“The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce).* All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA. Calling it now: KC wins, goes to Super Bowl, Swift comes out at the halftime show and ‘endorses’ Joe Biden with Kelce at midfield.”

“Said the actual GOP district chair of Georgia: “I tried to warn yall back in October that the influence of @taylorswift13 on our youth with witchcraft was demonic, evil, and Luciferian. Of course, Satan wants to use her now to elect Joe back into the White House to destroy what’s left of America.”

“On Monday, former presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy chimed in to ask: “I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple”

“Speaking of Fox News, on Monday, the network appeared to be absolutely freaking out at the prospect of Swift endorsing Biden, ranting about Biden supposedly ignoring his duties in order to court Swift”

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-joe-biden-super-bowl-conspiracy-theories
 
archives said:
”Conservatives Are One Chiefs Win Away From Claiming Taylor Swift Actually Is Joe Biden and That’s Why You’ve Never Seen Them in the Same Place”

“According to the conspiracy-theory-laden MAGA faithful, the outcome of Sunday’s game can only mean one thing: The Super Bowl has been rigged, Swift is going to endorse Biden, and it’s all part of a secret government operation that goes all the way to the top.”

“The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce).* All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA. Calling it now: KC wins, goes to Super Bowl, Swift comes out at the halftime show and ‘endorses’ Joe Biden with Kelce at midfield.”

“Said the actual GOP district chair of Georgia: “I tried to warn yall back in October that the influence of @taylorswift13 on our youth with witchcraft was demonic, evil, and Luciferian. Of course, Satan wants to use her now to elect Joe back into the White House to destroy what’s left of America.”

“On Monday, former presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy chimed in to ask: “I wonder who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple”

“Speaking of Fox News, on Monday, the network appeared to be absolutely freaking out at the prospect of Swift endorsing Biden, ranting about Biden supposedly ignoring his duties in order to court Swift”

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-joe-biden-super-bowl-conspiracy-theories
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I dont think it's a conspiracy. It's a smart plan by the NFL to make hay while the sun shines. Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce. Good for them I guess. Now since the morons who follow Taylor bimbo will do whatever the bimbo does they will buy tons of NFL merch. The Super Bowl is merely a side show to the main feature Bimbo and Ass wipe.
 
It's unfortunate MAGAs are more concerned with Taylor Swift than on actually working on border security with President Biden
 
Yakuda said:
I dont think it's a conspiracy. It's a smart plan by the NFL to make hay while the sun shines. Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce. Good for them I guess. Now since the morons who follow Taylor bimbo will do whatever the bimbo does they will buy tons of NFL merch. The Super Bowl is merely a side show to the main feature Bimbo and Ass wipe.
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Whether you think it is or not it is one circulating on the right and as I showed you even given credence on Fox, many a MAGA cultist will believe it, even Jessie’s implying it was launched in the Pentagon
 
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Whether you think it is or not it is one circulating on the right and as I showed you even given credence on Fox, many a MAGA cultist will believe it, even Jessie’s implying it was launched in the Pentagon
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I don't know who Jessie is and don't give a shit. What's clear is the NFL will make a ton of cash on the hook up of the bimbo and the ass wipe and I have no problem believing the NFL would do whatever is necessary to support it. If you don't believe then you're an idiot.
 
Yakuda said:
I don't know who Jessie is and don't give a shit. What's clear is the NFL will make a ton of cash on the hook up of the bimbo and the ass wipe and I have no problem believing the NFL would do whatever is necessary to support it. If you don't believe then you're an idiot.
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Jesse Walter’s, one of Fox’s prime time pimps, intended heir for Tucker, even posted his segment for you

And none of that has anything to do with the right’s spreading conspiracy that Swift, the Government, and the NFL are in cahoots with each other to support Biden.

Wouldn’t be surprised to see the conspiracy posted here by one of your cultist comrades to include definitive “proof” it is real
 
Okay, so, here's the real story on Taylor Swift. On my honor.

In early 2023, Taylor Swift, a successful pop star and billionaire businesswomen is approached by Biden operatives with this incredibly brilliant idea. 'Taylor, we want you to endorse our guy Joe Biden, but we want to make sure you are even more popular than you are now, so there's what we're going to do. We're have an operative by the name of Travis Kelce who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's in the bag for us, and we think that your popularity will increase if you will date this guy, show up at his games, and pretend to like him. We also have a bunch of NFL officials, players, coaches, the major networks and Deep state that have all signed on. We even have this kicker for the Buffalo Bills who has agreed to miss a kick wide right in a playoff game that we will make sure to orchestrate so the Chiefs can advance, and the agreement of the entire Baltimore Ravens team to throw the AFC championship game. THEN we have you show up at the Super Bowl, perform at halftime, get engaged to Kelce, and THEN endorse Joe Biden, who will parachute onto the field as the fireworks shoot off and America celebrates it's new favorite couple. You in?'

Of course Swift immediately agreed because, you know, she loves death threats, idiotic morons trashing her constantly, and is so greedy she wants even MORE money than she has now. This is what happened. Its obvious.
 
Yakuda said:
I dont think it's a conspiracy. It's a smart plan by the NFL to make hay while the sun shines. Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce. Good for them I guess. Now since the morons who follow Taylor bimbo will do whatever the bimbo does they will buy tons of NFL merch. The Super Bowl is merely a side show to the main feature Bimbo and Ass wipe.
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No Sir!

You just have TDS- Taylor Derangement Syndrome!

Next!
 
Mr.Badguy said:
They hate any time a successful woman can't be controlled by them.

Unrelated but here's a great mash up of a Taylor Swift song with my personal favorite band Nine Inch Nails just to trigger Yakuda

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Also, fun fact: the original "Perfect Drug" and "Shake It Off" videos were both directed by filmmaker Mark Romanek.

It's no understatement to say we're completely in love with this – it gives us the full spectrum: infatuation, obsession, heartbreak and healing. Frankly, we'd recruit Reznor and Swift as our relationship gurus any day. Behold, the glory! :laugh:
 
Yakuda said:
Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce.
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trump's supporters lied and claimed he won the 2023 Time Person of the Year. It was really Taylor Swift. So now trump supporters are attacking her.

It is just pathetic.
 
Yakuda said:
I dont think it's a conspiracy. It's a smart plan by the NFL to make hay while the sun shines. Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce. Good for them I guess. Now since the morons who follow Taylor bimbo will do whatever the bimbo does they will buy tons of NFL merch. The Super Bowl is merely a side show to the main feature Bimbo and Ass wipe.
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The Democrat party wants voters that vote because a pop star tells them to. Talk about low information voters . :laugh:
 
ExpressLane said:
The Democrat party wants voters that vote because a pop star tells them to. Talk about low information voters . :laugh:
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Which even if true would be one step up from others voting because some prime time TV demagogue told them who to vote for, the definitive example of a low information voter
 
Mr.Badguy said:
They hate any time a successful woman can't be controlled by them.

Unrelated but here's a great mash up of a Taylor Swift song with my personal favorite band Nine Inch Nails just to trigger Yakuda

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Thank you! I love Nine Inch Nails. Love this rendition.
 
Yakuda said:
I dont think it's a conspiracy. It's a smart plan by the NFL to make hay while the sun shines. Taylor bimbo somehow hooked up with the ass wipe kelce. Good for them I guess. Now since the morons who follow Taylor bimbo will do whatever the bimbo does they will buy tons of NFL merch. The Super Bowl is merely a side show to the main feature Bimbo and Ass wipe.
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Melania is the one who has pussy shots floating out there that she got paid for
 
ExpressLane said:
The Democrat party wants voters that vote because a pop star tells them to. Talk about low information voters . :laugh:
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She encouraged them to register to vote, she has not told them how to vote.

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/22/1201183160/taylor-swift-instagram-voter-registration

"I've been so lucky to see so many of you guys at my U.S. shows recently. I've heard you raise your voices, and I know how powerful they are," she wrote on her Instagram Stories. "Make sure you're ready to use them in our elections this year!" Her post included a link to register at Vote.org.”

 
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