Here's a suggestion for Trump's press secretary...

Who is Baghdad Bob?

Bob became infamous or famous during the invasion of Iraq for his over-the-top, insanely stupid things he would tell the press. At one point, he was holding a press conference in Baghdad and telling the press the US Army was nowhere near Baghdad to include the phrase "We have them surrounded in their tanks..." as behind him in the video you could see US Army M1 tanks driving by...

He became an instant meme and has been ever since.
 
Now, with Trump picking people for his administration...

I suggest after we've had to watch the fuzzy moppet KJP at the podium for years, that Trump pick as his press secretary Tucker Carleson! My bet if he did it is half the White House press corps would end up committed to insane asylums...
They’d eat him up, Carlson, like any demagogue can’t handle questions, direct challenges, he repeats talking points, and in attempting to be dismissive would come off looking like a fool. The guy is a pimp, panderer, selling melodrama to make a buck, there is a reason he flopped in everything he tried in prior employing hate and division on Fox

Wouldn’t mind seeing it though, would be hysterical until Trump had to flush him
 
They’d eat him up, Carlson, like any demagogue can’t handle questions, direct challenges, he repeats talking points, and in attempting to be dismissive would come off looking like a fool. The guy is a pimp, panderer, selling melodrama to make a buck, there is a reason he flopped in everything he tried in prior employing hate and division on Fox

Wouldn’t mind seeing it though, would be hysterical until Trump had to flush him
I bet he wouldn't read the answers from a notebook...
 
They’d eat him up, Carlson, like any demagogue can’t handle questions, direct challenges, he repeats talking points, and in attempting to be dismissive would come off looking like a fool. The guy is a pimp, panderer, selling melodrama to make a buck, there is a reason he flopped in everything he tried in prior employing hate and division on Fox

Wouldn’t mind seeing it though, would be hysterical until Trump had to flush him
As alternate universe as is claiming that Jordan Peterson is an idiot.
 
I like the Kellyanne suggestion. I have a lot of respect for her. She really changed history more than anyone - Trump's campaign was floundering in 2016 before she took over. He would have lost without her, imo.

Kari Lake? Only if he wants to continue to troll America. Which he probably does.
 
They’d eat him up, Carlson, like any demagogue can’t handle questions, direct challenges, he repeats talking points, and in attempting to be dismissive would come off looking like a fool. The guy is a pimp, panderer, selling melodrama to make a buck, there is a reason he flopped in everything he tried in prior employing hate and division on Fox

Wouldn’t mind seeing it though, would be hysterical until Trump had to flush him
Poor anchovies, as you should already know, Tucker Carlson is far too busy to be in the Trump administration but I suspect you will hear from him after his contract with FOX expires in Jan.
 
Poor anchovies, as you should already know, Tucker Carlson is far too busy to be in the Trump administration but I suspect you will hear from him after his contract with FOX expires in Jan.
Ah,I never said he should be press Secretary, one of your other Red Hat comrades did, I am just commenting on the idiocy, and I thought Murdoch flushed him, not that I care, what’s his next stop, NewsMax or OAN
 
Ah,I never said he should be press Secretary, one of your other Red Hat comrades did, I am just commenting on the idiocy, and I thought Murdoch flushed him, not that I care, what’s his next stop, NewsMax or OAN
Could be his own network.
 
Government really is a joke to many on the right.

Except when they need that precious "Disability" payment. Or their Medicare. Or when they want to drive across a bridge and survive, or when their home is ONCE AGAIN destroyed by yet ANOTHER superstorm because they don't believe in Climate Change either.
 
However I recently got told that WOKE is a Wall Street Mafia/CIA program that goes back to the 50's......our being concerned with class is very bad for their greed....so they have lead is into the giant diversion of race so that they can continue to steal from us.

That isn't the origin of Woke, but it is a real thing. The reason our RACE issues are so bad is that after the collapse of slavery the well-to-do Southerners who saw their economics collapse decided that the newly freed blacks and the dirt poor southerners were finding "common cause" so they helped amplify our natural inclination to racism and split that demographic along race lines rather than economic lines in order to preserve what little control remained to them.

And it worked.

So, yeah, Wall Street probably IS banking on us being the patsies for their "money and power" games. No doubt.

Which is why it's so strange we elected a man who has been a millionaire since age 8, has never known hardship and who seems to know nothing about economics to "fix" all of this.
 
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