Hmmmm, he preached against living by the sword,
"Slava Ukraini!!!!!" --- Oh wait, that's leftists... My bad.
"Let's try to off Trump because we hate him so much!!!!!!" --- Oh wait, that's leftists... My bad.
Sounds like a conservative position to me. Conservatives lift up poor people by providing them with opportunities to get themselves out of poverty (and are often much more charitable in a general sense), while libtards just wish to bring all "non-elite" (but otherwise successful) people down to poverty.
Conservatives help other people lift themselves up through making good choices (and through charity when applicable, such as a natural disaster).
Libtards "help" (harm) other people by giving them "charity" (other people's money), thus bringing everyone down and helping no one.
he said that a camel could fit through a needle before a rich man would get to heaven,
He said that it was easier for the camel (to go through the eye of a needle) than for the rich man (to enter the kingdom of God). Now what does that mean?
he REALLY cared for the poor,
Already addressed. See above.
he gave away free healthcare,
... because he was capable of doing so. He could heal diseases simply by speaking, which costs nothing. You and I are not capable of perfectly emulating Jesus. IOW, we are incapable of doing exactly what Jesus did. For us, providing healthcare costs money; we can't provide it for free for very long, lest we run out of resources to provide it, and that doesn't do anyone any good.
TLDR: We are merely human; Jesus is also God.
he kicked the money changers out,
Indeed he did.
he said you should pay your taxes
Generally speaking, yes.
and did I mention he cared for the poor and sick?
Already addressed twice now. See above.
Sounds like a lefty to me.
He doesn't sound like a lefty to me. For starters, he was honest. He could also distinguish between men and women.