Helen Mirren Should Fucking Hang!

Like I said Gaylord. You could beat us then and you still can't. You guys are such pussies and have so little spine left you had to go to the faulkin islands to find some other pussy nation to fight.

Out of curiosity, whom did they fight against over the "faulklin" islands? :cof1:
 
Rugby is guys to small and gay to play real football. We beat you at your game with our dodgeball players. we saved your pussy asses in WWII and have felt sorry for your tiny 3 rd rate country ever since.

You have no understanding about any aspect of history and even less about Rugby,
 
I know that a sport no Americans give two fucks about is still to tough for you toothless Brits who love it to beat us at it.
 
Topspin is the most embarrassing poster on JPP, he constantly harps on about his expensive private education yet is seemingly totally unaware of how bad he looks to others.

Tom like most Brits needs a dentist and a hobby. Your country is so boring you have to come on a us politics site.
 
Topspin is the most embarrassing poster on JPP, he constantly harps on about his expensive private education yet is seemingly totally unaware of how bad he looks to others.

He's bad, but he's nowhere near as embarrassing as CK, Dixie, Midcan, SM, Taicheeze, Lowaicue, Threedee, or Watermark...
 
The actress told American TV that victory in Saturday’s match would have been unfair because of the Gulf of Mexico disaster.

The 64-year-old also told chatshow host David Letterman that the initials BP should stand for ‘bloody p***-poor’ to cheers from the audience.

‘I was so relieved it was a draw. I don’t think I could have come on this show,’ she said.

‘I’d have been so embarrassed and mortified at being British, I think I’d have had to cancel.’


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/831147-helen-mirren-slams-piss-poor-bp-on-us-tv-show-over-oil-spill

We used to hang traitors. Prepare the gallows.
LOL. So that's why Green sucked so bad! He was embarrassed that a company went and screwed up something and in a nationalistic fervor went and handed us the draw...
 
Y'all have actors?
Only ones that come here. Their actors in their own shows are like our soccer* players, you know, Dr. Who and stuff. Although their comedy is hands-down better than ours. SNL just absolutely blows.


*football for those people across the pond.
 
Baseball?

Rounders is a game played between two teams each alternating between batting and fielding. The game originated in England and has been played there since Tudor times, with the earliest reference being in 1745 in A Little Pretty Pocket-Book where it is called "baseball". It is a striking and fielding team game, which involves hitting a small, hard, leather-cased ball with a round wooden, plastic or metal bat and then running around four bases in order to score.[1][2] Especially amongst girls, the game is popular in the UK and Ireland for schoolchildren.[3]

Rugby with pads?
The pads are weapons. I dare you to get on the field with a 300 pound man in those hard pads and helmet and play "rugby" like a tough guy all without pads.
 
Hot, very hot.

Good to see you too. Been away for the birth of my daughter.

Not happy with Obama and all the Brit-bashing coming over from America. We aren't some pussy country to be abused like France. This is fucking England!
Dude, bashing BP is bashing a company, not a nation. Why is it that you Brits are so thin skinned that a company that no longer even has "British" in its name is representative of your whole nation emotionally?
 
Hot, very hot.

Good to see you too. Been away for the birth of my daughter.

Not happy with Obama and all the Brit-bashing coming over from America. We aren't some pussy country to be abused like France. This is fucking England!

The same England that ran to the English channel at Dunkirk running and crying the Germans are coming. You guys swam faster than Michael phelps. You struggled to take the faulkin islands.
 
The pads are weapons. I dare you to get on the field with a 300 pound man in those hard pads and helmet and play "rugby" like a tough guy.

You are obviously unaware of the All Blacks and the Springboks! Bear in mind that they play without helmets and body armour.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHW1K2LeQXE"]YouTube- NZ Maori haka v Ireland A[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d804v87tUog"]YouTube- Springbok Rugby[/ame]
 
When I was in HS we had an Aussie in the exchange program, he was all on about how much "tougher" you had to be to play Rugby, he went out and contemptuously was going to "show" us by playing football without pads. The first time he was hit, he was on the sideline for an hour trying to gain back his brain capacity. He stopped.
 
The same England that ran to the English channel at Dunkirk running and crying the Germans are coming. You guys swam faster than Michael phelps. You struggled to take the faulkin islands.
Actually the Brits kicked ass on both occasions. I'm positive it's because they replaces their troops with pure Irish and Scots, but still an ass kicking.
 
I'm telling you, put them in armor and then watch. Injuries are much worse in Football* than in Rugby for a reason. And believe me, I like Rugby (to play, not to watch).



*Not soccer you Brits, American Football

This sums it up nicely:

I visited Australia a decade or so ago; a rugby match was on the TV at a local pub. Being one of the few identified Americans in the establishment, it wasn't too surprising that the topic of gridiron (NFL-style American football) eventually came up among my Aussie hosts. Despite my largely failed attempts to convince the crowd that gridiron was every bit as rough as rugby, all I could garner was at best total dismissal, and at worst contempt.

The perception outside the U.S. is that American Football is just bastardized rugby with thick padding designed to avoid the physical harm associated with the Union sport. Interestingly, most Americans hold an inverse perception: that rugby is gridiron without the pads, and as such, rugby is perceived as senselessly violent.

The misconceptions between rugby and gridiron are rooted in the belief that gridiron and rugby are similar sports. The truth, however, is far from this, as anyone who's ever played both sports can attest. In rugby, the only collision (i.e., running at speed for the purpose of forcing a player to the ground) is when one has the ball. The other 29 lads on the pitch are there for support. In American football, 21 of the 22 players had better be colliding with someone on every down - at full speed. In gridiron, there is collision while blocking. In rugby, the equivalent is called "obstruction" and is illegal, thus there are far more opportunities - requirements - for player collision in American football.

The styles of tackling are also very different. In rugby, the object is to bring the player to the ground in order to force a turnover. In gridiron, on the other hand, the purpose of tackling is to not yield a single millimeter of turf to the opposition advance. Rugby is largely about possession and gridiron is largely about territory. This creates two immensely differing approaches to tackling.

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