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IBDaMann

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I do? I guess I had better read this to find out what I want religious people to answer. Obviously these are the sixteen most crucial questions, I'm sure.

1. Why Does Climate Need Worship If She’s Perfect?
This is a good question. Can any warmizombies or climate lemmings answer this?

2. Why Are Climate’s Rules So Culturally Specific?
Yes, why are the specific ecological phenomena native to any given location somehow what Climate is targeting to punish humanity?

3. Why Does Religion Thrive in Poverty but Shrink in Wealthy Nations?
This is not what I find at all. I find that impoverished nations share none of the concerns of Climate Change, whereas wealthier nations seem to have cornered that market, almost as though they are Marxist forces, Hell-bent on destroying those countries.

4. Why Does Climate Demand Different Taxation Levels in Different Places?
Great question. Why isn't Climate demanding a fixed flat rate?

5. Why Are Forcings Always Anecdotal?
I know, right? Why are there no YouTube videos of stratospheric forcings, or of polar climate forcings, for example?

6. Why Do So Many Warmizombies Just Happen to Believe in the Catastrophic Tipping Point of their Local Chapter of Democratic Socialists?
That's exactly what I was wondering.

7. Why Is Planetary Destruction and the Extinction of All Life on Earth a Reasonable Punishment for Engaging in For-Profit Capitalism?
I was wondering the same thing myself.

8. Why is Climate Change all Faith and Zero Science, Zero Empirical Evidence, Zero Observations and Zero "The Data"?
I'll second that question.

9. Why does all Climate Gibber-Babble Require English (or Local) Language Translation?
Great question. Why can't the Climate dogma that warmizombies regurgitate be somewhat coherent?

10. Why Doesn’t Climate Communicate Today Like She Used to with the Polar Bears?
One is not wrong for asking this question.

11. Why Do Warmizombies Avoid Questions Instead of Answering Them?
I haven't gotten a strightforward answer out of one yet. They rush to put me on ignore if I ask them an easy, simple and straightforward question about their Climate faith.

12. Why Are Fat, Ugly Women So Often the First People to Rabidly Try to Destroy the Community, Society, Country and Planet?
Hey, as long as someone is asking, I'll listen to the answer.

13. Why Does Climate Seem to Support Total Subjugation, Imprisonment and Execution of the People by an Omnipotent, Overtaxing, Tyrannical Government?
I'm not the only one who wants this question answered.
 
I do? I guess I had better read this to find out what I want religious people to answer. Obviously these are the sixteen most crucial questions, I'm sure.


This is a good question. Can any warmizombies or climate lemmings answer this?


Yes, why are the specific ecological phenomena native to any given location somehow what Climate is targeting to punish humanity?


This is not what I find at all. I find that impoverished nations share none of the concerns of Climate Change, whereas wealthier nations seem to have cornered that market, almost as though they are Marxist forces, Hell-bent on destroying those countries.


Great question. Why isn't Climate demanding a fixed flat rate?


I know, right? Why are there no YouTube videos of stratospheric forcings, or of polar climate forcings, for example?


That's exactly what I was wondering.


I was wondering the same thing myself.


I'll second that question.


Great question. Why can't the Climate dogma that warmizombies regurgitate be somewhat coherent?


One is not wrong for asking this question.


I haven't gotten a strightforward answer out of one yet. They rush to put me on ignore if I ask them an easy, simple and straightforward question about their Climate faith.


Hey, as long as someone is asking, I'll listen to the answer.


I'm not the only one who wants this question answered.
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