Oh, so even the basic fucking concept of ongoing investigations eludes your single-celled amoeba brain? Let me get this straight—you’re not just wilfully ignorant, you’re actively fighting against understanding like a lobotomized chimp screaming at a crossword puzzle. The fact that you’ve been spoon-fed this information REPEATEDLY and still can’t digest it means your skull is either a vacuum-sealed echo chamber or just a decorative paperweight for the Biden Derangement Syndrome shrine in your mom’s basement. Congratulations—you’ve achieved the intellectual density of a black hole, except instead of bending spacetime, you just suck the oxygen out of every room with your breathtaking stupidity. The Epstein files? They could be tattooed on your eyelids and you’d still blame Obama. Seek a neurologist, or better yet, a taxidermist—at least then you’d finally serve a purpose as a warning to others.