We could use a softer touch!

[IBDaMann]

It's a question in form of sarcasm.

Nope. You don't even know what that is.

 

[LurchAddams]

You were the one whining that Trump doesn't like you because you're a whore.

No one likes you because you have an IQ of -6 and you smell like ass.

 

[LurchAddams]

You can't make up the broccoli stalk that substitutes for a "mind"

You can't make up the insect excrement that makes up yours, bitch.

in you. First you said Trump loves you, then that he hates you.

No, but you said, you fantasize about trump's orange micro-penis. You said, you'd like to use it as your permanent butt-plug, perv!

You seem a bit unstable.

You seem like you LiVE IN a stable.

 

[IBDaMann]

You guys have lied about and besmirched Michelle for more than a decade.

When did @FastLane become a plural? Is insanity your excuse for babbling incoherently?

Don't expect us to feel sorry for Melania.

When did you become a plural, and how many of you do you think you are?

Refresh my memory, who asked you to feel sorry for anyone?

 

[LurchAddams]

My reading is fine.

Yeah, that's

Does Trump love you or hate you?

Gravity hates you, which is why you're always tripping over shit and falling on your fat face.

 

[IBDaMann]

No one likes you

I see you are pretending to speak for all of humanity again. I have some bad news for you ...

because you have an IQ of -6

You have to be of low intelligence to say something that stupid.

and you smell like ass.

How, exactly, did you become such an authority on how ass smells?

 

[IBDaMann]

Yeah, that's

This was the smartest thing you've written this week.

Gravity hates you, which is why you're always tripping over shit and falling on your fat face.

You give the term "overactive imagination" a whole new meaning.

 

[LurchAddams]

I see you are pretending to speak for all of humanity again.

No. I would never do that. I only speak for all decent people.

I have some bad news for you ...

Which translates to good news if it's you announcing you're taking long vacation from here - I mean with your soul so troubled, you deserved it, give yourself a break, champ! Also, think about how much smarter this place will be with you gone!

You have to be of low intelligence to say something that stupid.

Well, you know not only am I not "of low intelligence" I am so much smarter than you.

How, exactly, did you become such an authority on how ass smells?

Well, first you stand down wind of you - then you kind of learn about it naturally. Thanks for asking!

 

[LurchAddams]

This was the smartest thing you've written this week.

You wouldn't understand the smartest thing I said this week, it's beyond your limited capability of understanding.

You give the term "overactive imagination" a whole new meaning.

I have the best imagination.

 

[IBDaMann]

No. I would never do that.

Too late. You wrote "No one likes you because ...", i.e. you pretended to speak for everyone.

I only speak for all decent people.

You only get to speak for yourself.

Which translates to good news if it's you announcing you're taking long vacation from here

Explain.

- I mean with your soul so troubled,

I was born without a soul, so I have never know what one of those even is.

Also, think about how much smarter this place will be with you gone!

I see your error. You're assuming that you will still be around; you single-handedly keep the intelligence level of JPP at "doorknob".

Well, you know not only am I not "of low intelligence"

Correct. Your level is officially listed as "Nadiral"

I am so much smarter than you.

... yet you don't know anything, being unable to identify any topic you can competently discuss, except for how you sniff ass. In fact, you actually fell for Climate Change indoctrination and are too ashamed to admit it, but you don't dare deny it.

Way too funny!

 

[IBDaMann]

You wouldn't understand the smartest thing I said this week

... because the smartest thing you have said this week are two unrelated random words.

I have the best imagination.

That's what your thought-masters have ordered you to regurgitate.

 

[LurchAddams]

Too late. You wrote "No one likes you because ...", i.e. you pretended to speak for everyone.


You only get to speak for yourself.


Explain.


I was born without a soul, so I have never know what one of those even is.


I see your error. You're assuming that you will still be around; you single-handedly keep the intelligence level of JPP at "doorknob".


Correct. Your level is officially listed as "Nadiral"


... yet you don't know anything, being unable to identify any topic you can competently discuss, except for how you sniff ass. In fact, you actually fell for Climate Change indoctrination and are too ashamed to admit it, but you don't dare deny it.

Way too funny!

Hi and thank you for calling. Lurch can't come to the phone right now:

He has a life.

Please post your bullshit after the tone and I will never return your call.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

 

[IBDaMann]

Hi and thank you for calling. Lurch can't come to the phone right now: He has a life. Please post your bullshit after the tone and I will never return your call. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

The number you have reached is working fine. Please hang up and dial again.