Superbowl Thread.... (I'll move it to the sports, etc. area after the game...)

Nope. You agree with me completely. Watch.

Let's start with the game being BORING.

Patriots: Nothing. They didn't show up to play. This is exactly what I wrote.

Seahawks: Played exactly like they were the Raiders, i.e.

They exhibit completely lackluster play. They manage to work the ball down the field and settle for the field goal.
This is followed by more completely lackluster play. They manage to work the ball down the field and settle for the field goal.
This is followed by more completely lackluster play. They manage to work the ball down the field and settle for the field goal.
This is followed by more completely lackluster play. They manage to work the ball down the field and settle for the field goal.

Patriots: While losing in the fourth quarter by two scores, refuse to stop the clock, preferring instead to just let it run out.

Watching this Superbowl was like watching air flow out of a tire.


You entirely agree with me that the Seahawks played well enough to be able to claim that they deserve the win. Congrats again.


So you recognize that he will have amazing opportunities in the future, just that he didn't show up to play yesterday. I agree.


You mean to say that once again we agree completely.


He, like the rest of his team, failed to show up to play. He had three receptions for 37 yards ... and did nothing else. Was he even in the stadium?


You can say that again. B - O - R - I - N - G !


I have learned to not take your pretenses for speaking for countless others (or for speaking for everyone) on face value.

I am more inclined to believe that the world at large was bored to tears. I'm elated to learn that you are not one of them.


It was a boring, very low scoring game. It was like watching air flow out of a tire.


That's all that matters. All you had to say was that you were spending time with your family. Well done.
Man, you spent a lot of time telling ME how I feel.

I'm just telling you I enjoyed the game - had a great time.

I'm sorry you're so miserable all the time.
 
A fair (and accurate) assessment.
I try to be fair. Accurate too.

THE GAME: I personally find the NFL (in general) to be "rigged" to some extent.
NFL games are clearly rigged. Here's how.

The NFL makes contradictory rules, i.e. rules that establish the objective of the game, as well as countless corresponding rules that bar the pursuit of those objectives. Football players are penalized for tackling the opponent with the ball; the referees simply pick one of the many rules that prohibit the way football players may tackle the opponent with the ball ... and those prohibitions are thorough enough to cover all possibilities. That's just one example. Football players can be penalized for making a successful play; their success can be flaggeg as "taunting". The rule book is a complete tool box for the referees to negate any play and replace it with a 15-yard penalty. The rule book is more than enough to empower the referees to throw the game, and to say "My job is to throw the game enforce the rules."

When you see flags flying every down, you know that the NFL commissioner has a bet on the game and has let the head referee know to inform his team.

Personally, I wouldn't watch any of the SuperBowl if it weren't for bonding with family members over making fun of it all.
It looks like I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.
 
It disappoints.
That's how I feel about the NFL now. Nowadays, whenever I do watch some of it, I just watch it with family (if there's nothing better on TV) and bond over making fun of it.
I used to be a big supporter; I was a die-hard for my team.
Me too. I was a fan of "my team" (the Packers) back when Brett Favre was their QB. It was SO much fun to watch him play and to see his passion for the game.

Now, I really don't "root for" anybody, or even take the NFL seriously anymore, due to the (my opinion) "rigged" nature of it that I've noticed ever since the 2009 NFL season when the NFL kept hyping up Hurricane Katrina (even though it happened four years before then) and the Saints just so happened to conveniently win the SB that year (and that's the only year that they've ever won a SB).
Now I watch soccer instead.
I can't get into soccer. I find it to be incredibly boring. I suspect that the overall pace is too slow for me and that there isn't enough scoring occurring for the long amount of time that the games last.
I'll watch the Super Bowl, but I didn't know, until a few hours before game time, what teams were playing.

The Patriots didn't appear to be a Super Bowl team.
Yeah....... They really couldn't do anything most of the game.
 
Man, you spent a lot of time telling ME how I feel.
I spent a lot of time telling you that you can't read and that you never get far enough to even consider applying any critical reasoning.

I'm just telling you I enjoyed the game - had a great time.
Which is what I wrote but that you couldn't understand.

I'm sorry you're so miserable all the time.
I'm sorry you're so illiterate all the time.
 
I spent a lot of time telling you that you can't read and that you never get far enough to even consider applying any critical reasoning.


Which is what I wrote but that you couldn't understand.


I'm sorry you're so illiterate all the time.
Well, now you're just being mean. I'll let you go to your corner and calm down.
 
The issue is that the NFL is abandoning the "American Citizen" market ... because they have aligned with the DNC and the EU, and currently HATE America and its citizens.
Bingo. Well said.
The NFL currently has a twofold business position:
1. Expand to become the prominent international sports authority, usurping FIFA and the Olympics
2. Facilitate the replacement of US citizens in America with unvetted foreigners
Indeed. Thus, all of the "London" and "Brazil" (and etc) games that are now being played, and the Bad Bunny (internationally popular) halftime show.
Unless something radical changes, there cannot be any "country" NFL halftime shows; that would be antithetical to the NFL's business position. Metallica would have a chance only if they were to wear rainbow clothing, had almost-completely-nude dancers, and promised to sing certain verses in Swahili.
Correct.
 
Bingo. Well said.

Indeed. Thus, all of the "London" and "Brazil" (and etc) games that are now being played, and the Bad Bunny (internationally popular) halftime show.

Correct.
Damn "fereners" tryin' to steal our "Mercan game!

LOL- oh, by the way - have you heard?

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... says the guy who wants to replace all decent American citizens with sexually-deviant and criminally violent illegal aliens.
Yes, they have to be "criminally violent" or we have to send them back for reprogramming. We also need them to vote Democrat for us!
 
Congrats! 🍾🎉🎊🎈
Thanks, Phannie - I'm still a little hoarse from all the shouting yesterday - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I try to be fair. Accurate too.


NFL games are clearly rigged. Here's how.

The NFL makes contradictory rules, i.e. rules that establish the objective of the game, as well as countless corresponding rules that bar the pursuit of those objectives. Football players are penalized for tackling the opponent with the ball; the referees simply pick one of the many rules that prohibit the way football players may tackle the opponent with the ball ... and those prohibitions are thorough enough to cover all possibilities. That's just one example. Football players can be penalized for making a successful play; their success can be flaggeg as "taunting". The rule book is a complete tool box for the referees to negate any play and replace it with a 15-yard penalty. The rule book is more than enough to empower the referees to throw the game, and to say "My job is to throw the game enforce the rules."

When you see flags flying every down, you know that the NFL commissioner has a bet on the game and has let the head referee know to inform his team.


It looks like I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.
Exactly. Another manner that the games are "rigged" is regarding what the consequences are for each subjectively-defined and inconsistently-applied penalty.

For example, "holding" occurs on every single play (or none of the plays, depending on how one chooses to look at it). If a particular offense has been hot and the NFL commissioner has money on the defensive team, then the head referee starts calling "offensive holding" penalties out of nowhere in order to stall out the hot offense's drive.

In a likewise manner, if the NFL commissioner instead has money on the offensive team and they can't get a drive going to save their lives, then the head referee starts calling "defensive holding" (automatic first down) and "defensive pass interference" (a shit ton of yards at once) penalties in order to literally pull the stagnant offense down the field into scoring position.

Those three penalties in particular (offensive holding, defensive holding, and defensive pass interference) are the most popular tools at the NFL's disposal for manipulating the outcome of games. There's all sorts of other tools too (taunting, etc), but those seem to have the most "grey area" and affect on points scored or not scored.

They could correct any "mistake" if they wanted to, but they purposely choose not to. In fact, there's some rules that ban correcting certain "referee mistakes".
 
A Superbowl is like a pizza, even a bad one is better than no pizza. IMHO, it was the most boring Superbowl of my lifetime, but it's still better than watching tennis.
 
A Superbowl is like a pizza, even a bad one is better than no pizza. IMHO, it was the most boring Superbowl of my lifetime, but it's still better than watching tennis.
It's a boomer holiday going out of style with zoomers. It plays in the background like white noise occasionally checked in on by youth no longer interested in 60 year old tradition.

The world as we know it is changing faster than AI.
 
Me too. I was a fan of "my team" (the Packers) back when Brett Favre was their QB. It was SO much fun to watch him play and to see his passion for the game.
If the NFL hadn't sabotaged the game entirely, you and I would be ribbing rivals, i.e. I would mock the Packers and Favre for being whining sissies, and you would mock the Raiders for ... being the Raiders.

QUESTION: How can you tell when the Raiders' kicker is going to make his field goal attempt?
ANSWER: When the Raiders have 1st and goal on the two-yard-line.

QUESTION: How does the Broncos defense push the line of scrimmage back 40 yards?
ANSWER: They let the Raiders reach 2nd and 52.

Now, I really don't "root for" anybody, or even take the NFL seriously anymore, due to the (my opinion) "rigged" nature of it that I've noticed ever since the 2009 NFL season when the NFL kept hyping up Hurricane Katrina (even though it happened four years before then) and the Saints just so happened to conveniently win the SB that year (and that's the only year that they've ever won a SB).
My issue is the NFL's attempts to legitimize punishing and fining players for their personal lives, and then virtue-signalling about it. It's like they are a wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC. They pretend to be policing personal lives as the morality police, and then push deviant and criminal behavior.

I can't support them.

I can't get into soccer. I find it to be incredibly boring.
I get it. You didn't play competitively, I imagine.

The magical thing about soccer is the prohibition against using the hands and arms. This forces teamwork to be the major factor to winning instead of individual talent, as is the case in most other sports.

This makes watching soccer (for those who are studying the play as opposed to being bored by the relative struggle to simply control the ball) a fascinating analysis of the teamwork and how they utilize the talents of the individual players.

I suspect that the overall pace is too slow for me
It's not the pace. It's simply the matter of interest. I'm guessing you like to see more of the game dedicated to direct competition without worrying about controlling the ball ... although in football, the occasional fumble is exciting, ... but you'd get bored if that's all it was.

and that there isn't enough scoring occurring for the long amount of time that the games last.
Have you ever watched indoor soccer? There is a lot of scoring in that. The reason: indoor soccer doesn't have any offside rule to completely kill the game. If FIFA would eliminate the offside rule, it would Make Soccer Great Again. With the offside rule, however, goals are put on a Canadian healthcare waiting list.

Yeah....... They really couldn't do anything most of the game.
True. They had that one play that was pretty good.
 
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