I've been working my tail off so this morning Im going to.........
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Im assuming most people are like this but getting a haircut has always been one of the most relaxing things ever for me. Been that way my whole life. It puts me in that kind of Twilight stage where you arent asleep at all but almost like not fully awake either. BLISS....... 
Have fun at the "rub & tug"!Get the works at the stylist. Hair cut, shampoo, scalp massage, a shave and a trim. Now if I can just talk her into a neck massage as she whispers sweet nothings in my ear that would be REALLY good!
I will,...but no actual TUGGING!
Just cutting and rubbing of scalp,......and maybe neck!
Neck???I will,...but no actual TUGGING!
Yes.....its right in the OP,...a NECK massage. I could use one. This giant of a brain is heavy and it strains my neck at times!
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Ooook.
ooookey doookey.....
Other than that you know what Im going to do today? As little as humanly possible. I have to do a little banking,...no more than 10/15 minutes,.....then I have to stop at the store quick so maybe another 20 minutes,.....then that's it. I think Im going to alternate between napping, binge watching TV, and screwing with Libturds in here all day. I don't care,...I need a day like this every once in awhile. I FOR SURE am going to take a nice little hour and a half early afternoon siesta NO MATTER WHAT. Only thing that could possibly put the clampers on it is my wife trying to force some honey do's on to me today. Not worried about that though,...I started pre buttering her up last night and this morning already so pretty sure Im all squared away! 
I have to do a little banking,...no more than 10/15 minutes,.....then I have to stop at the store quick so maybe another 20 minutes,.....then that's it. I think Im going to alternate between napping, binge watching TV, and screwing with Libturds in here all day. I don't care,...I need a day like this every once in awhile. I FOR SURE am going to take a nice little hour and a half early afternoon siesta NO MATTER WHAT. Only thing that could possibly put the clampers on it is my wife trying to force some honey do's on to me today. Not worried about that though,...I started pre buttering her up last night and this morning already so pretty sure Im all squared away!
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I fucked off yesterday.
Played with the doggo, drank with the boys. 'Bout threw my arm out, damn!
I regret nothing!
Played with the doggo, drank with the boys. 'Bout threw my arm out, damn!
I regret nothing!
countryboy
Verified User
This is my anti honey-do anthem. It never works of course.Other than that you know what Im going to do today? As little as humanly possible.
That's good! Everyone needs a day like that every once in awhile and I haven't had one for quite some time. Good on you for playing with the dog,...they need that. Not gonna play with my two today but they are more than welcome to take that early afternoon siesta with me. And they will too,........they always do....LOLI fucked off yesterday.
Played with the doggo, drank with the boys. 'Bout threw my arm out, damn!
I regret nothing!
That's awesome! Heres MINE! I used to sing it to her every once in a while but she never saw the humor in it for some odd reason!
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I need to do that a little more, I can tell she ain't missin' any goodies from papa.
countryboy
Verified User
Excellent! I'm saving that one.That's awesome! Heres MINE! I used to sing it to her every once in a while but she never saw the humor in it for some odd reason!