BREAKING NEWS: Iran bends the knee, Jarod hardest hit

Teflon Don

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Not surprising to any thinking person, but Iran is bending the knee.

I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.

But, these poor JPP leftists constantly root for American failure and get egg on their faces.

Just this morning Jarod prematurely ejaculated again trying to say Iran is winning. Just because he wishes it doesn't make it so
 

Not surprising to any thinking person, but Iran is bending the knee.

I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.

But, these poor JPP leftists constantly root for American failure and get egg on their faces.

Just this morning Jarod prematurely ejaculated again trying to say Iran is winning. Just because he wishes it doesn't make it so
What did we, the US get out of this deal?

Iran got Israel to stop bombing Lebanon.
 
I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.
Iran can stop movement through the Strait of Hormuz, which is one of the biggest leverages in history.

Iran has ports outside the Persian Gulf, and land routes. They can only move some of their oil by pipe, but lighter goods are easier to export.

trump does not have the Strait of Hormuz locked down. Most (almost all) of the ships carrying Iranian oil are flagged and owned by other countries. trump is having trouble stopping those.
 

Not surprising to any thinking person, but Iran is bending the knee.

I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.

But, these poor JPP leftists constantly root for American failure and get egg on their faces.

Just this morning Jarod prematurely ejaculated again trying to say Iran is winning. Just because he wishes it doesn't make it so
Poor low IQ don

Did trump claim he won a few weeks ago?
 

Not surprising to any thinking person, but Iran is bending the knee.

I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.

But, these poor JPP leftists constantly root for American failure and get egg on their faces.

Just this morning Jarod prematurely ejaculated again trying to say Iran is winning. Just because he wishes it doesn't make it so
This comment is not a factual report. It is a highly partisan interpretation of an active and fluid military situation, mixed with insults and unsupported conclusions.


Let’s break it down using current reporting.




1) “Iran is bending the knee / has ZERO leverage”​


❌ Not supported by evidence​


Current reporting shows:


  • The Strait of Hormuz situation is contested and unstable, not controlled by one side.
  • Iran continues to:
    • challenge the blockade
    • threaten closure or restrictions
    • assert control claims over transit rules
  • The U.S. acknowledges:
    • ships are being turned back, not fully eliminated from the system
    • enforcement is ongoing, not complete

Reality:​


  • Iran still has asymmetric leverage (mining threats, harassment, closure threats, oil chokepoint control)
  • The U.S. has military enforcement leverage
  • Neither side has “zero leverage”

👉 Conclusion: This is a false absolutist framing




2) “Strait of Hormuz is locked down by Trump / US control”​


❌ Misleading​


Current reporting shows:


  • The U.S. is enforcing a naval blockade of Iranian shipping, not “owning” or fully controlling the Strait
  • Iran has repeatedly:
    • disrupted shipping
    • claimed closure or partial closure
    • challenged transit conditions
  • Shipping flow is:
    • reduced
    • inconsistent
    • sometimes partially restored, sometimes disrupted again

Reality:​


  • It is a contested chokepoint, not a fully controlled U.S. asset
  • Even U.S. sources describe:
    • interdiction
    • turn-backs
    • incomplete enforcement

👉 Conclusion: “Locked down” is political exaggeration




3) “Iran cannot sustain military action / has no leverage”​


⚠ Overstated​


Iran:


  • cannot match U.S. naval power conventionally

BUT it retains:


  • asymmetric naval tactics (mines, fast boats)
  • regional proxy networks
  • ability to disrupt shipping insurance and global oil markets

Recent reporting shows:


  • repeated disruption and uncertainty in the strait despite U.S. presence

👉 So:


  • Iran is weaker conventionally
  • but not “without leverage”



4) “JPP leftists / rooting for US failure / insults about individuals”​


❌ Not factual content​


This section is:


  • political insult language
  • targeted ridicule of unnamed individuals
  • not verifiable claims

It contributes nothing factual about the geopolitical situation.




5) Overall bias analysis​


This post uses several clear rhetorical techniques:


1. Binary framing


  • US = total control / success
  • Iran = collapsing / powerless

Real situation: contested and unstable




2. Absolute language


  • “ZERO leverage”
  • “locked down”
  • “bending the knee”

These are not supported by reporting on ongoing maritime conflict




3. Selective interpretation


  • emphasizes U.S. interdictions
  • ignores Iranian disruption capabilities and ongoing instability



4. Ad hominem / tribal language


  • insults toward political opponents
  • replaces analysis with identity framing



Bottom line​


  • ❌ Iran is not “bending the knee” in any confirmed sense
  • ❌ The Strait of Hormuz is not fully “locked down” or under total U.S. control
  • ❌ Iran does not have zero leverage (it still disrupts shipping and global energy flows)
  • ✔ The U.S. does have significant enforcement capability and is actively interdicting shipping
  • ✔ The situation is contested, unstable, and unresolved
 

Not surprising to any thinking person, but Iran is bending the knee.

I have been saying all along that they have ZERO leverage. They can't sustain military action against the US and their only means of importing goods and exporting oil is the Strait which Trump has locked down.

But, these poor JPP leftists constantly root for American failure and get egg on their faces.

Just this morning Jarod prematurely ejaculated again trying to say Iran is winning. Just because he wishes it doesn't make it so
So, you are saying that Jerod got hit right between the butt cheeks...?
 
It does seem evident that the only "regime" likely to suffer "change" is that of the buffoon Trump, who will drag his entire party down with him.

He is staring another impeachment in the face.
 
Iran can stop movement through the Strait of Hormuz, which is one of the biggest leverages in history.

Iran has ports outside the Persian Gulf, and land routes. They can only move some of their oil by pipe, but lighter goods are easier to export.

trump does not have the Strait of Hormuz locked down. Most (almost all) of the ships carrying Iranian oil are flagged and owned by other countries. trump is having trouble stopping those.
you think alot about iran's pipe, don't you?

dirty boy.
 
It does seem evident that the only "regime" likely to suffer "change" is that of the buffoon Trump, who will drag his entire party down with him.

He is staring another impeachment in the face.
You are not thinking big enough.....the damage to the global economy and the likely coming famines caused by this idiotic war of choice by the Americans and Zionists will greatly harm America going forwards.....America will be held responsible for global depression and famine.
 
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