To be a real man you have to enjoy watching men in skin-tight pants adjust themselves repeatedly, bend over, and tackle each other.
Am I right?
You're gonna love this one. In another night of insomnia a few weeks back, I was channel-surfing and came across the "Lingerie Football League", which is apparently a late-night filler. It's actually football - same rules, same # of players & all that, but played by women wearing lingerie.
I'm not kidding at all....