Now thats spin at its finest.....
I'll bet if Jughead stepped in a pile of shit he would brag about how nice and shiny it makes his shoes....
Probably tells his clients," Don't feel bad, 10 years in prison isn't much more than 5 years."..............
No, but If I were walking through a cow pasture and people kept telling me that I was going to come out the other side waste deep in shit, I would be happy if I walked out having just ruined my shoes.