Rapture coming this Saturday?!!

[signalmankenneth]

http://www1.newsfirst5.com/news/ministry-rapture-begins-next-saturday-universal-destruction-october-21/

The Rapture is this Saturday?!! Is this where the faithful ascend to heaven??? What happens to the nonbelievers??? This should end unemployment in the country and homelessness too!

 

[cawacko]

Does that mean you will stop spamming the board?

 

[signalmankenneth]

Does that mean you will stop spamming the board?

I'm spamming??? I thought I was posting threads, damn?!!
I more than likely won't be ascending to heaven, so I will still be posting here!

Spam:
1. A canned meat product made mainly from ham

2. Irrelevant or inappropriate messages sent on the Internet to a large number of recipients

 

[Canceled2]

I just wish you idiots could get your terminology right- Camping does not subscribe to the "Rapture"- he is predicting the Apocalypse.

 

[tinfoil]

That pic made me LOL

 

[apple0154]

http://www1.newsfirst5.com/news/ministry-rapture-begins-next-saturday-universal-destruction-october-21/

The Rapture is this Saturday?!! Is this where the faithful ascend to heaven??? What happens to the nonbelievers??? This should end unemployment in the country and homelessness too!

Considering Friday, the 20th, will be the last night on Earth for many folks I imagine Friday night will be one hot date night!

 

[Airstrip One]

December 20th, 2012. I am hosting an end-of-the-world party.

 

[Damocles]

Considering Friday, the 20th, will be the last night on Earth for many folks I imagine Friday night will be one hot date night!

Amateur night. I'd avoid it. Drunken Christians everywhere.

 

[Damocles]

December 20th, 2012. I am hosting an end-of-the-world party.

You haven't sent me my invitation yet.