Earth Quake in Washington, D.C., Tetonic plates or Gigant Tortoise...

Jarod

Jarod

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I am shocked the Republicans are not attacking the "theory" that tetonic plates shifting causes earthquakes and demanding that equal time be given to the theory that a gigant tortoise slowly crawling under the the crust is what really causes earthquakes.

The tortoise theory should really be taught in Sciense classes along side the "tetonic plate" theory.
 
Jarod said:
I am shocked the Republicans are not attacking the "theory" that tetonic plates shifting causes earthquakes and demanding that equal time be given to the theory that a gigant tortoise slowly crawling under the the crust is what really causes earthquakes.

The tortoise theory should really be taught in Sciense classes along side the "tetonic plate" theory.
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Are you sure there aren't "Gaps" in that theory?
 
Jarod said:
I am shocked the Republicans are not attacking the "theory" that tetonic plates shifting causes earthquakes and demanding that equal time be given to the theory that a gigant tortoise slowly crawling under the the crust is what really causes earthquakes.

The tortoise theory should really be taught in Sciense classes along side the "tetonic plate" theory.
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Jarod, for God's sake use a spell checker.

http://support.mozilla.com/en-US/kb/Using the spell checker
 
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Good point... I blame President Obama, he never once has referenced the Tortoise and it appears he made it upset. I dont understand why he did not cancell his vacation and return ASAP to Washington to appease the turtle.

This earthquake is much worse than say the fact that 9-11 was comming or that Katrina had hit New Orleans.
 
Jarod said:
I am shocked the Republicans are not attacking the "theory" that tetonic plates shifting causes earthquakes and demanding that equal time be given to the theory that a gigant tortoise slowly crawling under the the crust is what really causes earthquakes.

The tortoise theory should really be taught in Sciense classes along side the "tetonic plate" theory.
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Mott the Hoople said:
Are you sure there aren't "Gaps" in that theory?
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The gaps are between your ears.... still not enough time to answer the simple question Mott?

A corporate income tax can be paid by one of the following groups....

1) Stockholders/owners
2) Executives of the company
3) Other employees of the company
4) Consumers

Which do you think pays the corporate income tax Mott?
 
I for one demand that President Obama cease his vacation and personally get some morter and work on the Washington Monument, then I demand he appease the tourtoise.

We need a president who understands that this scientific crap is for the birds and that all we need is to appease the turtle.
 
Jarod said:
I for one demand that President Obama cease his vacation and personally get some morter and work on the Washington Monument, then I demand he appease the tourtoise.

We need a president who understands that this scientific crap is for the birds and that all we need is to appease the turtle.
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Well, Obama is really good at appeasing rather than leading. I am sure he will lead from behind the almighty turtle.
 
Superfreak said:
The gaps are between your ears.... still not enough time to answer the simple question Mott?

A corporate income tax can be paid by one of the following groups....

1) Stockholders/owners
2) Executives of the company
3) Other employees of the company
4) Consumers

Which do you think pays the corporate income tax Mott?
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The question seems fairly simple but the answer isn't:

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/who-ultimately-pays-the-corporate-income-tax/
 
Jarod said:
I for one demand that President Obama cease his vacation and personally get some morter and work on the Washington Monument, then I demand he appease the tourtoise.

We need a president who understands that this scientific crap is for the birds and that all we need is to appease the turtle.
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It appears that the right man for the job is waiting in the wings, Yanks.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/blog/2011/aug/18/rick-perry-scientists-climate-data
 
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