The Most Epic Email Ever

Superfreak said:
Let me guess, the above is considered 'brilliant insight' in Ohio?

'Pretend to listen and don't ask offensive questions'... wow... this does not speak well of Ohio women if that is all it takes.
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I wouldn't know. My wife's not from Ohio....and since she walks on two legs...it's pretty obvious she's not from michigan either.
 
The Dude said:
Well wait for it, wait for it. Since Damn Tool Yanky's wife doesn't give bj's or at least he doesn't accept them. Who's shocked he's got a blind MALE friend. At least he won't be getting an abortion.
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If you pick on him as he is coming out of the closet, he is just going to run back inside. Let him know its ok to be gay. Support him as he comes out.
 
The Dude said:
Well wait for it, wait for it. Since Damn Tool Yanky's wife doesn't give bj's or at least he doesn't accept them. Who's shocked he's got a blind MALE friend. At least he won't be getting an abortion.
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This only makes sense to a gay wrestler.

You must be blind to think your wife is a ten. If you're a 5 then she's maybe a 6 and that would be pushing it.
 
I have zero problem with gays they improve the odds for us less well dressed guy's.
It's the homophobes in the closet I'm learning to leave alone. thanks
 
Mott the Hoople said:
That's what I always did or if they had kids I ask a question about them and then sit back and keep my mouth shut for the next hour or two while they rambled on about the sprats. I'd just throw in a "uh-huh" or "no kidding" or a "really?" every so often to make them think I was really listening.

Here are some questions I learned the hard way to never ask on the first date.

#1. Do you mind going dutch?
#2. Do believe in sex on the first date?
#3. Would it bother you if I told you I still live with my mother?
#4. Do you wear thongs, bikinis or go commando?
#5. Do you spit or swallow?
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Really Mott, some of these are gross, I would hope you didn't have to "learn" not to ask.
 
You need all the odds you can get, gay wrestler. You basically admitted that when there are not enough women to go around you go gay.
 
DamnYankee said:
You need all the odds you can get, gay wrestler. You basically admitted that when there are not enough women to go around you go gay.
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ahh had dozens of hot gf over the years bartending, didn't have any religious hangups on what they wanted to to to and with me. YankeeTool
 
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