Damn. No more jokes about Cheney not having a pulse.
Cheney’s only remaining medical problem is no reflection when he looks in the mirror.
Borowitz Report proclaims, “Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still On Waiting List For Brain.”
I’m told that Santa will use the old one to put in the stocking of a particularly naughty child.
To allow 71 year old war criminal to cut ahead in long waiting list (where children get priority), anonymous donor was secretly a chimp.
5 heart attacks and a heart transfer, and he’s still here? It’s as if Hell won’t even have anything to do with him.
Amnesty International told doctors, in advance, if they were to accidentally forget to administer the anesthesia, even they’d look the other way.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/dickcheney/ig/Dick-Cheney-Pictures/Darth-Cheney.05Y8.htm