This year in my daughter's school, she was told that if they threatened to tell on the bully they were engaging in bullying. I am having a talk with the principal, who has also all but banned dancing, no more slow dances, no one is allowed to move their hips while they dance and partners cannot touch while dancing.
Sounds like you got the Footloose principal. The only solution is to dance like you have a turd trying to escape down your pantleg, leaning over a bit so you look slightly retarded...
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