1st annual JPP plastic spoon award

Who should only eat with a plastic spoon?

  • Watermark

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Asshat

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Dixie

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Meme

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
mottley watermark is asking me to ask you if it would be ok for me to include you in your own poll. please respond.
 
mottley watermark is asking me to ask you if it would be ok for me to include you in your own poll. please respond.
Besides, if you added me to the poll it would be like asking Dixie if he was in a boat in the middle of the ocean with Al Franken and Al Gore and he could throw one overboard, which one would he choose? It just wouldn't be fair!
 
Besides, if you added me to the poll it would be like asking Dixie if he was in a boat in the middle of the ocean with Al Franken and Al Gore and he could throw one overboard, which one would he choose? It just wouldn't be fair!

Part of whoever he threw over would still be on the boat, since equal thirds don't exist.

And much as I didn't want to, I voted for Dixie. Watermark is an idiot 99% of the time. But not enough to warrant a plastic spoon.
 
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