2016: New Year Prediction Thread

Damocles

Damocles

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Make some predictions, then we'll bring this back up at the end of next year and laugh, if President Obama still allows laughter, at how wildly inaccurate we all are.
 
The left will finally understand that when every single verification test fails, and because the hypothesis is not falsifiable, that there is no possible way for the "science to be settled".
 
Christiefan will continue to be as stupid as a rock. Hillary Clinton will not become President. Jeb Bush will not win the GOP nomination.
 
OSU will crush Notre Dame. The Reds will lose 90 plus games. Dems will win both the White House and The Senate but Rebubs will keep the house. Damo will finally make a friend, then alienate them. ILA will come out of the closet....but here's the big one. Skidmark will finally find a job.
 
Some black criminal will try to murder somebody but will be stopped by police. It'll be a national outrage
 
Some shooting where like 1 person dies will prompt the need for 'a national dialogue' on how we shouldn't have guns. We will talk about how we should ban guns that look scary, based on superficial criteria, not even focusing on the type of guns actually used in the incident. People will come up with solutions like banning anyone that ends up on an arbitrary government list with zero oversight or justification needed to be added from ever owning a gun for the rest of their life. The bill will fail and we'll hear how republicans are always blocking "reasonable gun control measures"

Then 3 weeks later another shooting will happen, and we repeat the above.
 
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Hilary clinton will keep repeating that woman are not paid the same wage for equal work, despite this being a complete myth and fabrication. Additionally, even though clinton is against the 4th amendment and privacy rights, for foreign intervention, was for the iraq war, and many other things that liberals claim to be vehemently against, dumb emotional oprah voters like christie will buy into clinton hook line and sinker and elect claire underwood as president of the united states.
 
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Hilary clinton will keep repeating that woman are not paid the same wage for equal work, despite this being a complete myth and fabrication. Additionally, even though clinton is against the 4th amendment and privacy rights, for foreign intervention, was for the iraq war, and many other things that liberals claim to be vehemently against, dumb emotional oprah voters like christie will buy into clinton hook line and sinker and elect claire underwood as president of the united states.
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Uh....wouldn't..."Hilary will get elected." do?
 
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