290

My guess for Trump’s weight.

Trump's philosophy is that men that workout or watch their diet are losers and suckers.

His shape and physical condition only proves how wrong Trump and his stupid lifelong philosophies and ideals really are.

Any slob can go down to Men's Warehouse and purchase a suit to hide all of his globby wrinkled fat!

But, if you look under the hood, this is what you get......MELANIA HE IS ALL YOURS DEAR! Let's hope he includes you in his will!

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Trump weighs less than he looks.
He's not 290.

Even though the fat remains right in place,

the muscle mass and bone density is diminished at our age, I'm sad to say.

No question, however,
that Scranton Joey and I
both look a hell of a lot better than he does,
thankfully.:cool:
 
Trump weighs less than he looks.
He's not 290.

Even though the fat remains right in place,

the muscle mass and bone density is diminished at our age, I'm sad to say.

No question, however,
that Scranton Joey and I
both look a hell of a lot better than he does,
thankfully.:cool:
So, give us your guess, if not 290, what?
 
So, give us your guess, if not 290, what?

I honestly haven't seen a recent picture, but I'm sure that he looks 290.
Elderly men are lighter than we look, however, for the unfortunate reasons given.
He's tall, so 260 certainly seems pretty possible.
He just has a three hundred pounder's worth of fat around him.
 
I honestly haven't seen a recent picture, but I'm sure that he looks 290.
Elderly men are lighter than we look, however, for the unfortunate reasons given.
He's tall, so 260 certainly seems pretty possible.
He just has a three hundred pounder's worth of fat around him.

He exaggerates his height as 6'3", but photos of him standing next to Obama indicate they are the same height. Obama is 6'1".
 
He exaggerates his height as 6'3", but photos of him standing next to Obama indicate they are the same height. Obama is 6'1".

He may have been 6'3" once, however.

Elderly people vertically compress, and taller, heavier ones compress more.

He looks as if he has a bigger frame than Obama,
even though he has a radically smaller brain--

probably just a nub atop his spinal cord.
 
He may have been 6'3" once, however.

Elderly people vertically compress, and taller, heavier ones compress more.

He looks as if he has a bigger frame than Obama,
even though he has a radically smaller brain--

probably just a nub atop his spinal cord.

He lies about everything else, I can totally see him lying about his height and weight
 
He exaggerates his height as 6'3", but photos of him standing next to Obama indicate they are the same height. Obama is 6'1".

Donnie overcompensates due to his micropenis defect. He's a big man but probably wears lifts. His combover and spray-on tan are more examples of his insecurities.
 
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