1. Set aside 2 million dollars in 20's to wipe my ass with. If I take one shit a day (standard) and can manage to wipe my ass with 5 $20 dollar bills, (very doable) that's 100 dollars a day. If I live to my early 80's I would require a supply of 100,000 20's, (20,000 days = +54 years, need 5 bills a day) or 2 million dollars. So I can very easily wipe my ass with 20 dollar bills with barely denting my wallet. I would make sure all the prole takers were aware of this too.
2. Buy a really fucking awesome yacht, that I could live on, and leave this taker country. I would always be on the move and be free. I would go to really cool places in the world, shore up for a while, and then leave when I get bored and go someplace else.
3. Fuckton of drugs.
4. I would also like to own a jetpack and a helicopter.