Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Hey, you're the fat, pasty marshmallow smurf who has to pay $20 to get a girl to kiss your cone-shaped, micro-penis and try not to vomit on it. Next time you're in front of the mirror, just bounce up and down on your toes a little bit. Watch how your body moves. All the parts of it. Can you identify a single part of yourself that another person might find attractive? I'll wait.![]()
Ooooh, dude! S/he's flirting with you. Quick, use PM to send a selfie GIF like this:
