NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Both are pussies.
There are at least three kinds of pussies, Lefty.
The feline population is in no hurry to claim Carlson.
I'd hate to see the person for whom Carlson inspired cunnilingus.
So that leaves the third kind. Well, he's at least brave enough to humiliate himself on TV.