A new order for the world begins today

“I will end the government policy of trying to socially engineer race and gender into everyday life. We will forge a society that is colorblind and merit based.”— Felonious Trump
 
"After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and bring back free speech to America." — Felonious Trump
 
"Instead of taxing our citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens." — Felonious Trump
 
The face you make when someone mentions Mars:

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Felonious Trump's inaugural address was filled with patriotism, hope, truth, and tough love. How can anyone not like this man?

Loyal Americans must work hard to secure our border and strengthen our United States.

The future is bright. The future is peaceful. The future is free.
 
"As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male and female".

— Felonious Trump
 
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