A poem for Ohio

[cancel2 2022]

Well lines three and four met the criteria and though lines 1 and 5 were one syllable short I don't think adding another syllable would improve the limerick or the burn on Grind. Which is the important part anyway.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[kaz]

I just accidentally applied for a job in Ohio.

That's OK, the hiring manager still can't figure out how to get out of the Chinese finger trap and will forget he's hiring by the time he does

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Not a limerick, doesn't scan! Needs to be in anapestic trimeter form.

Ha! Tom is right. So despite my typo I wrote a true limerick and it was you who failed. Put that in your vape and smoke it Grind!

http://whvvugt.home.xs4all.nl/Archives_TCCMB/Limericks/Structure.html

i knew you assholes would say this. It's not actually a limerick it just has limerick similarities.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

i knew you assholes would say this. It's not actually a limerick it just has limerick similarities.

I hope you don't mind
But fuck you Grind


How did you like my limerick with it's limerick similarities?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

i knew you assholes would say this. It's not actually a limerick it just has limerick similarities.

In other words it's a fail.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I hope you don't mind
But fuck you Grind


How did you like my limerick with it's limerick similarities?

LOL OK, now that was funny.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

So what happened to global warming?

Back with a vengence. Was 6 deg F yesterday morning at 7 am. Was 42 deg F when I left work at 6 pm. When I went to work there was 6" of snow on the ground. All gone now. Warmest winter in Ohio that I can remember so far....but that's weather...not climate. I'll take it though....last winter and the winter before were a cast iron bitch.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

LOL OK, now that was funny.

I have my moments; but this one was easy.