A standard day at JPP

Darla said:
There's a part of me that would almost like to see Water explain how you are trying to do that, with me in NY and you in Colorado, just how you think I'm gonig to pull that off, you know? But his post is so idiotic it's not worth asking.
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Maybe he thinks I am extremely well-endowed.
 
Superfreak said:
Notice the difference in movement... study... learn... ok... now you are ready to proceed your courtship.

:rolleyes:
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Oh no, I am so going to get it, I know it. This will all be my fault, and those two geeky virgins, otherwise know as Water and Asshat, will be in here post hasty to make their dumb claims.
 
A typical day at JPP.com is -

Watermark tries to be funny but fails miserably.

or

Watermark tries to be an emo retard and succeeds.

Take your pick.
 
Darla said:
He came very close to getting it this morning, from me, and with a great deal of pleasure on my part... but, it was a punch in the nose, not the other thing that Water mentions. :)
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So you take pleasure in other peoples pain... how very liberal of you.
 
Watermark said:
Cypress or Blackascoal posts something (Cypress posts false-outrage with terrible, almost embarrassing, usually obnoxious attempts at humor, and Blackascoal simply posts melodramatic false-outrage), then the sensor in Darla's brain that tells her that either Cypress or Blackascoal has posted something goes off. She immediately rushes to the computer and types "I AGREE!" After this, Damo comes in, and immediatly agrees (or at least posts that he's "not sure") with Darla because he wants a blowjob from her. After that, the false-outragers consider everyone "owned", and no one ever says anything. It's getting rather repetitivve.
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Reading this strange post brings back memories.

I remember my first beer too!

Thanks for the trip down memory lane, WM!

Now, go sober up. :clink:
 
Darla said:
Ok, just because a black person thinks that you are a buffoon, does not mean they hate whites, anymore than my thinking you're a drunken clown means that I "hate men" as you have accused me of.

You really need to get this straight.
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:rolleyes: Can BAC speak for himself or are you the designated speaker pro tem? And I never said you hate guys just conservative guys...and for the record most prostitutes hate guys but still sleep with them for the money...You kiss damos butt everytime ya get in trouble...so why not give him a internet BJ also? Ya are about as sexy as a frog...but hey it works for a few in here so carry on Ms.Pinko...and you are the drunk not I!
 
Battleborne said:
:rolleyes: Can BAC speak for himself or are you the designated speaker pro tem? And I never said you hate guys just conservative guys...and for the record most prostitutes hate guys but still sleep with them for the money...You kiss damos butt everytime ya get in trouble...so why not give him a internet BJ also? Ya are about as sexy as a frog...but hey it works for a few in here so carry on Ms.Pinko...and you are the drunk not I!
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This from the guy who was crying on Damo's lap the other night...ohhh Damo, if you don't like something I said please PM me about it.
 
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