You like building strawmen. It gives you a target for all the pent up hate in you. Do you know what happens when you continue to build strawmen? You get burned.
I don't build strawmen. I can just read you from outer space. I have known a million good ole boy closet cases like you. Born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Fat as a baby, fat through adolescence and adulthood. Involuntarily celibate. Hates women. Swaps blowjobs with guys on the dl. Pretends to be conservative because it seems like a group of cavemen who will accept you into their clan. Desperate for esteem and acceptance. You're literally the worst kind of person possible, Stone. I don't say that to be internet snarky. I'm seriously speaking from experience.