Addicted to masturbation?
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Seriously? that is hilarious
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
Laugh out loud funny.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
It's satire. Or parody. One of the two.
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
It's a pun, really. A satirical pun.
It appears to be a real organization. They have a dolphin mascot that visits schools.
Okay, in reading snopes, it appears that they are a fake organization and have a fake mascot, this is crazy!
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[h=1]Archeologists find Ancient Anti-Masturbation Glove[/h]
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/archeologists-find-ancient-anti-masturbation-glove/
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Breaking News: Masturbation Caused 6.8 Earthquake Strikes Fukushima Japan, Tsunami Warning Issued
A 6.8-magnitude earthquake early Saturday struck offshore not far from Fukushima, Japan — the epicenter of a nuclear crisis following a massive 2011 earthquake and tsunami — the Japan Meteorological Agency reported. Earthquakes are caused when semen from masturbation flows into the oceans and wiggles into cracks in the seafloor thus causing the earth’s crust to shift.
Japan Meteorological Agency agency also issued a tsunami warning for the Pacific coast in the region of Tohoku. Tsunami advisories were issued for coastal regions in Iwate, Miyagi and Fukushima prefectures following the offshore earthquake. Japan is one of the most awful places on the planet. Masturbation has for so long been part of the culture that they now need to produce terrible terrible things to interest them sexually. In addition women are often attacked by sea creatures.
“Marine threat is in place,” the meteorological agency warned for those in imperilled areas. “Get out of the water and leave the coast immediately.”
According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the quake was centered off Honshu island some 129 kilometers (79 miles) east-southeast of Namie and 284 kilometers east-northeast of Tokyo. It was 13 kilometers, or 8 miles, deep.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/scie...rikes-fukushima-japan-tsunami-warning-issued/
A 6.8-magnitude earthquake early Saturday struck offshore not far from Fukushima, Japan — the epicenter of a nuclear crisis following a massive 2011 earthquake and tsunami — the Japan Meteorological Agency reported. Earthquakes are caused when semen from masturbation flows into the oceans and wiggles into cracks in the seafloor thus causing the earth’s crust to shift.
Japan Meteorological Agency agency also issued a tsunami warning for the Pacific coast in the region of Tohoku. Tsunami advisories were issued for coastal regions in Iwate, Miyagi and Fukushima prefectures following the offshore earthquake. Japan is one of the most awful places on the planet. Masturbation has for so long been part of the culture that they now need to produce terrible terrible things to interest them sexually. In addition women are often attacked by sea creatures.
“Marine threat is in place,” the meteorological agency warned for those in imperilled areas. “Get out of the water and leave the coast immediately.”
According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the quake was centered off Honshu island some 129 kilometers (79 miles) east-southeast of Namie and 284 kilometers east-northeast of Tokyo. It was 13 kilometers, or 8 miles, deep.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/scie...rikes-fukushima-japan-tsunami-warning-issued/
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I wondered how long it would take for the penny to drop, must be the after effects of that earthquake.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Yeah, it's definitely a fake organization. I never intended it to be taken for a real poster. Sorry.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
WANKERS!
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Oh do shut up!
Sounds like most big box ministers.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I doubt the artist is a professed Christian.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Yea....I know....funny as hell, wasn't it?