Addicted to masturbation?

[Mott the Hoople]

hey jesus was one of my heros


I just cant find it funny


Jesus was one of the great philosophers of all time.



many of the great religions have brilliant people topping them.



Jesus was one of my favs.

Do you even have a sense of humor Desh? I've never known you to think anything was funny.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I doubt the artist is a professed Christian.

Well he's certainly not a frustrated one!!

 

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Do you even have a sense of humor Desh? I've never known you to think anything was funny.

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

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Oh fuck, Rachel Riley is just about the most beautiful woman on the planet! Not only that, she is terrifyingly clever. In the UK, you'd think most women would hate her for having a perfect figure, big tits, long legs, blond hair, huge IQ and a first in maths from Cambridge but they don't. I frankly couldn't see Countdown working in the US, it is just too cerebral.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Is that a rhetorical question?

Until she wittingly makes me laugh...yes.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh fuck, Rachel Riley is just about the most beautiful woman on the planet! Not only that, she is terrifyingly clever. In the UK, you'd think most women would hate her for having a perfect figure, big tits, long legs, blond hair, huge IQ and a first in maths from Cambridge but they don't. I frankly couldn't see Countdown working in the US, it is just too cerebral.

NSFW Tom.

 

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NSFW Tom.

Oh come on, that was shown on UK terrestrial television!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh come on, that was shown on UK terrestrial television!

Take it up with the board of directors. Corporations are touchy about that shit here.

 

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Take it up with the board of directors. Corporations are touchy about that shit here.

I'd prefer to take it up with Rachel Riley.

 

[evince]

Oh fuck, Rachel Riley is just about the most beautiful woman on the planet! Not only that, she is terrifyingly clever. In the UK, you'd think most women would hate her for having a perfect figure, big tits, long legs, blond hair, huge IQ and a first in maths from Cambridge but they don't. I frankly couldn't see Countdown working in the US, it is just too cerebral.

um dude those are not big ta tas

 

[cancel2 2022]

um dude those are not big ta tas

Big enough for most men, I bet your bazookas are down to your navel, you shouldn't have burnt your bra when you were young!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'd prefer to take it up with Rachel Riley.

Wow! She looks petite to me. What we would call "A Spinner". Lovely young lady but......

.....I'd take my wife over her anyday.

 

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Wow! She looks petite to me. What we would call "A Spinner". Lovely young lady but......

.....I'd take my wife over her anyday.

She is 5ft 7in, is that petite? She is also super intelligent and a whiz at maths!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

too cerebral.

*proceeds to post a video right after this comment of someone drawing a giant dick*

 

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*proceeds to post a video right after this comment of someone drawing a giant dick*

There are actually two versions of Countdown. The daytime version, which is totally cerebral, and a comic version after the watershed called 8 of 10 Cats Does Countdown. In that video they cut it to use clips from both versions. Here is a final from the straight version.

 

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[BRUTALITOPS]

whats a watershed. stop using these fucking terms tom.

 

[cancel2 2022]

whats a watershed. stop using these fucking terms tom.

Not my fault that you are so unworldly wise!!

http://ask.ofcom.org.uk/help/television/watershed

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

whats a watershed. stop using these fucking terms tom.

It means it's done after most people have gone to sleep (probably around midnight), and so most content regulations don't apply to it.

 

[cancel2 2022]

It means it's done after most people have gone to sleep (probably around midnight), and so most content regulations don't apply to it.

It's actually 9pm in the UK. After that time nudity and swearing are allowed on terrestrial TV.