You better get a bigger retainer. Your faux equivalences are really going to need amping up. I think you accepted this job under false pretenses, and you have a good case for a greatly increased retainer. You're being paid with sexual favors, of course.
Now-now, Darla.
No fair projecting your own way of paying your lawyer, onto others.
I'd go for unlimited anal access, or a one-time threesome, if I were you. Well, if I were you I'd kill myself, but you know what I mean.
With your ass, unlimited anal access would seem to be the rage; because at least it appears to get cleaned.
As to threesomes; I'll leave that to you, Prak, and whoever you happen to have on the phone.
Don't tease me with such promises; because it's well known that you lie about all things, "great and small".
I'm sure that's nothing new for her, and this is a much bigger job than you originally thought.
Go for it "cowboy"
Is this your admission, that you're a cow?
In the meantime I'd appreciate if you would stfu you have nothing to contribute, and you have the mental acumen of a four year old child. I can't put you on IA because you are a known associate of the psycho whores, which means you could post personal info about me, on her instructions, at any time.
I'd appreciate it if you would stop blaming the smell coming from the East Coast, on the river; but that's not going to happen, is it.
We don't have to post your personal information; because we've all read it, when all that "hacking was done. 
It's really a bad situation for me, and not a fair one.
