All my life...

[Beefy]

All my life, I've wondered what could possibly be better than a blow job.

Well, last night, I found out.




2 blow jobs, from 2 chicks, at the same time.

That's right, you heard me. So long suckers!

 

[uscitizen]

been there done that. Yep good times.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

wow. that's all i gotta say. wow.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Congrats beefy.

 

[Damocles]

Go Beefs.

If you want to know what is even better than that... Well, I'll keep it to PM.

 

[GordonBrown]

Go Beefs.

If you want to know what is even better than that... Well, I'll keep it to PM.

No, no, speak freely, we're all friends here.

Mind you, keep the rest of the filth coming though, it's extraordinary. Extraordinary.

 

[Beefy]

One Asian, one white, both slender, both with big tits. It finally happened.



Somethin' else.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

One Asian, one white, both slender, both with big tits. It finally happened.



Somethin' else.

So you still haven't technically had sex in three years? PWNed.

 

[Beefy]

So you still haven't technically had sex in three years? PWNed.

Its on again tonight.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

How much is this putting you out of pocket, again?

 

[Norman Paperman]

How much is this putting you out of pocket, again?

Judging by the picture, a couple of orders of large fries...

 

[Beefy]

How much is this putting you out of pocket, again?

$11.99

 

[uscitizen]

Find em on Craigs list ?

 

[Beefy]

Find em on Craigs list ?

No, they thought I was cool because I moved here from the mainland,

Happened again tonight, but more... I'll be alright if the next dry spell goes through 2015....

Goddamn

 

[Epicurus]

Yeah doubles are great.

I haven't had a threesome in over a year, which is not-so-coincidentally also when I stopped doing Ecstasy.

 

[Cancel3]

Well done, Beefy! Sounds like you have found a new hobby.

I will second Grind, WOW. More than one can be fun. As long as there are no repercussions.

Enjoy

 

[KingCondanomation]

You're supposed to be offered the 2 blow jobs at the same time and then chicken out and spend a good few years on here lamenting that night and wondering why the hell you chickened out.
Follow the script.

 

[evince]

A skin flute duet?

Damn beefy , go to the Dr and get checked.

 

[Cancel3]

LMAO! Desh, don't rain on his parade just yet.

 

[evince]

every move in life has its consequences