All my life...

[Cancel3]

What's a lanai?

A porch by any other name would be a porch.

 

[Beefy]

Good for you, fed the mighty anaconda!

Well, a Garter Snake would be more like it, and it wasn't the feedee, it was the feeder. High Five.

When you are young and single its time to play and explore.

I think you did what any young man would do.




I think Desh is not so much condemning you as cautioning you.



(not since '05? And you lasted long enough for two?) lol sorry

Thankfully I had flogged prior to going out for the evening, therefore had a wee mite of stamina. I'll spare you the details about the load itself.

I'm surprised you remembered how to do it.

And it's not fair, IMHO, that you did it and I didn't. Not fair at all. Proof there is no God. I'm going to right poetry about the absence of god now.

I put in three years of hard time. I deserved it.

 

[Cancel3]

LMAO!!

Despite Darla's feelings on the matter, this is a nice change of pace from the hostility of politics.

Way to go Beefy!

(and thanks for sparing the details...)

 

[Cancel5]

Aww froggie, why would you request that?

Not a good thing? I lack experience, but he cracks me up. I have a very warped sense of humor!

 

[evince]

A little late on the uptake there fellah. That joke's been hashed.

And Desh, yes, it is the best to be in love and all that. But getting a double blow job 2 nights in a row, then ridiculous monkey sex afterwards on the lanai, the sink, toilet and shower, does not preclude me from ever falling in love again.

I had a hedonistic weekend, and I deserved it. The last time I had sex was November 24th of '05. Since then I've been looking for a girlfriend to no avail, so when two young hot tourist chicks wanted to go bobbing, I wasn't exactly having a moral dilemma about it. It was a very, VERY easy decision.

I agree with you Beefy it sure doesnt ever exclude you from being in love at some time in the future. Monkey sex and skin flute playing are good for your health. Im sorry to hear you cant find the right person right now. Relax and enjoy life and maybe add some new activity and try not to Look. Sometimes the person you need comes out of no where. You take a class, meet this guy and go to a party and there she is. You just never know.

I dont have any reason to think there was anything wrong with your decision. Its just truely a little dangerous. Your an adult and Im sure you took the correct precautions.

Here is what a women faces in the same situation. Two hot guys want to take you to their place and do everything you ever dreamed of to you. A chicks world involves having to look at them and go "Hell ya baby I would love that but these guys may sell me to their friends and throw me in the Ocean Before the GH wears off". Us chicks just can never see it exactly like a guy can.

Still dude keep an eye on that thing and take it to a Dr if you see any rashes and such.

Hope it helps you to relax and just take life as it comes. Keep your head straight and enjoy my friend.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I agree with you Beefy it sure doesnt ever exclude you from being in love at some time in the future. Monkey sex and skin flute playing are good for your health. Im sorry to hear you cant find the right person right now. Relax and enjoy life and maybe add some new activity and try not to Look. Sometimes the person you need comes out of no where. You take a class, meet this guy and go to a party and there she is. You just never know.

I dont have any reason to think there was anything wrong with your decision. Its just truely a little dangerous. Your an adult and Im sure you took the correct precautions.

Here is what a women faces in the same situation. Two hot guys want to take you to their place and do everything you ever dreamed of to you. A chicks world involves having to look at them and go "Hell ya baby I would love that but these guys may sell me to their friends and throw me in the Ocean Before the GH wears off". Us chicks just can never see it exactly like a guy can.

Still dude keep an eye on that thing and take it to a Dr if you see any rashes and such.

Hope it helps you to relax and just take life as it comes. Keep your head straight and enjoy my friend.

There does seem to be an unusual correlation between a man's lady catching abilities and his tendency to throw them into oceans.

 

[evince]

Water if you really dont think men are more of a danger to women than women are to a man you dont know much about real life.

 

[Cancel3]

Water if you really dont think men are more of a danger to women than women are to a man you dont know much about real life.

And its a damn shame it is that way. I have always feared for my daughter more than for my sons. And she has to be careful in ways they never even consider.

But they live near each other and the boys look after their little sister.

 

[evince]

Yeah it is a shame but that is part of reality.

Its part of the reason women are not as sexually promiscuous.

They are far more likely to end up dead.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Men have to worry about their fling partners turning out to be witches and casting spells on us though! You ladies don't have to worry about that sad reality, so there!

 

[evince]

yeah witches, Sirens and hobitches.

right

 

[Minister of Truth]

yeah witches, Sirens and hobitches.

right

Well, at least Sirens have sweet, sexy, captivating voices. What's a hobitch? Is that just a contraction of two insults, ho and bitch?

 

[evince]

Quit humping only this girls who move just your rocks and not your brains too and you wont have that problem anymore.

 

[Cancel5]

Men are just the sex that doenst have to carry the baby. Their sexuality was born of getting others knocked up. In the begining the more knocking up the better for the clan.

I see it as a thing men have to learn to control to truely be happy.

Some men can go through life and just let it flow and be very happy. I really think those people are far few between.

Most people need real connections with other beings to be truely happy. Long lasting deep knowledge of someone who loves you.

What makes you feel more loved than to have someone KNOW you inside and out, faults and strengths, lows and highs and turns to you after you arent so handsomely fetching as you used to be and say " You are sick lay down on the couch, let me cover you up with this blanket and then I will make you some lunch because you need to eat something, Its my job becasue I love you".

How many people do you know that would clean up your puke so you dont have to?

Sex is great stuff, Love is just the best damn thing on the face of the earth.

Many young men take far too long for their own good to learn this life lesson.

Bravo Desh!

 

[Cancel5]

And its a damn shame it is that way. I have always feared for my daughter more than for my sons. And she has to be careful in ways they never even consider.

But they live near each other and the boys look after their little sister.

Isn't it the truth. I always thought I could raise my daughters just like my sons, because I was a little jealous of my brother growing up, but you just can't!!!!

 

[Cancel3]

Men have to worry about their fling partners turning out to be witches and casting spells on us though! You ladies don't have to worry about that sad reality, so there!

First of all, there are plenty of male witches.

Second of all, I dated a witch years ago. If you find one half as entertaining you will be a lucky man.

 

[Cancel5]

Quit humping only this girls who move just your rocks and not your brains too and you wont have that problem anymore.

Laughing here!

 

[Cancel3]

Isn't it the truth. I always thought I could raise my daughters just like my sons, because I was a little jealous of my brother growing up, but you just can't!!!!

You have to teach them about the dangers that are there for them that aren't there for their brothers.

But thats the biggest difference.


But yes, it sucks that we have to teach them differently.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Quit humping only this girls who move just your rocks and not your brains too and you wont have that problem anymore.

This makes no sense. Is it even directed at me?

First of all, there are plenty of male witches.

Second of all, I dated a witch years ago. If you find one half as entertaining you will be a lucky man.

Indeed not, they are called "wizards" and they covort with their fellow witches at Hogwarts School if I am not mistaken...


Anyway, I agree 110% with Desh about the importance of love in one's life and how a huge chunk of the male population is retarded for thinking otherwise. I mean, come on guys, even James Bond has fallen in love!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cancel3]

This makes no sense. Is it even directed at me?

Indeed not, they are called "wizards" and they covort with their fellow witches at Hogwarts School if I am not mistaken...


Anyway, I agree 110% with Desh about the importance of love in one's life and how a huge chunk of the male population is retarded for thinking otherwise. I mean, come on guys, even James Bond has fallen in love!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't speaking about fictional characters. Most wiccans consider both genders to be witches. It least a couple of other pagans faiths do the same.