Obviously I don't speak for all liberal women, but I can say that it's refreshing when a real man tells a potty-mouthed little boy to mind his manners. Despite what your masters want you to believe, we love men as much as our conservative sisters do. Well, at least those of us who are straight, which is ~96% of liberal women (~96% of conservative women, too). We also appreciate men who hold open a door for us, help us carry heavy stuff up the stairs, and take disgusting hairy bugs outside.
Maybe instead of puffing out your keyboard like a banty capon you could try following a man's example of how to argue w/o being vulgar. You might even be able to put away your sticky vinyl friend!