Anyone know anything about wallets?

Mott the Hoople said:
Is your wallet vulcanized?
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Why yes, yes it is.

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Rad Dude said:
I want a new wallet

I like slimish. I hate those fucking titanium card holder bullshit you see every time you google a wallet. It fucking pisses me off. All these talentless hacks with zero creativity decide to just get an elastic band, wrap it around a piece of metal and put up a kickstarter with ukulele music in background while they talk about how they are changing their world with their piece of shit card holder. FUCK CARD HOLDERS I CARRY CASH BITCH.

so.

Wallet ideas?

100 dollars or less. preferb. more in the 50ish range.
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You carry cash.

The wallet should be for credit cards and shit like that.

The cash should be in a money clip...you can buy a decent one for peanuts...or go for the Diamond Jim Brady mega bucks one.

Took a bit of time for me to get used to a clip...but once you accustom to it, you never go back. In fact, you kinda snicker when you see someone fishing in a wallet for bills.

Give it a try, Dude. You'll love it.
 
1. I like Wallets with only one fold. With all the cards and crap we have to carry around now, more than that makes it too thick and uncomfortable to sit on if you keep it in your back pocket.

2. A good wallet is like porn--you know it when you see it. I despise having to get a new one. I spend a lot of time just staring at them until I find the one I want and then checking to make sure all my cards will fit in properly. Had one I had to get rid of after about a week because the card pockets were so tight it was hard to move in your credit cards and ID in and out.
 
The only thing in my Wallet are Credit Cards, various IDs and assorted BS ...

I've always kept my cash in a 24kt Gold Money Clip in my left front pocket.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Not one of whom is a bad mother fucker. Golfing and being a bad mother fucker are just mutually exclusive. Nothing says I'm a pussy in a suit pretending to be a real man than golf does. ;)
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It's a Rare Susan B Anthony Money Clip ...

As for the guys ... well, one again, there's only one way to find out.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Nothing says “I like to take it up the ass” like these three types of wallets.

Branded Wallets of any kind. Nothing says bend me over and drill me like Dolce and Gabbana or Divinci.

Embroidered Wallets? Riddem Cowboy!

Biker Chain Wallets let everyone know you’re a leather bear fag just dying to be fisted.

I’d recommend a Yoder Amish Alligator Skin Wallet. Those Amish know how to make superior leather. They sew them with nylon monofilament and they are tougher and better looking than eel skin.

Also, what better way to be classy and say fuck you to all those liberal latte swilling card carrying PETA cry baby twinks than a real Alligator Wallet?

A Yodder wallet is simple, classy and last for fucking ever. At the top end of your budget at around $100 but definitely worth it. If you dress up a lot their leather belts are great products too. Most leather belts I buy around $30 wear out in a year. Not a Yodder belt. Of course at $300 for a fucking belt they had better be bomb proof.

https://www.yoderleather.com/collections/all/alligator
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You forgot prison wallet

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Mott the Hoople said:
Not one of whom is a bad mother fucker. Golfing and being a bad mother fucker are just mutually exclusive. Nothing says I'm a pussy in a suit pretending to be a real man than golf does. ;)
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ONE: Only non-golfers PRETEND to be men. Male golfers know they are men...no pretense needed. I think most professional athletes are "real men"...and ask damn near any pro football player, baseball player, basketball player, hockey player..."What is your favorite sport"...9 out of 10 will mention golf.

Or...TWO...you are full of shit.

You can choose.
 
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