Apple products no longer "green"

Darla said:
Why is this funny?

I am not tuned in to the wingnut collective.
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I think it's hilarious that one day the products are "green" and then, because in the future, apple doesn't want to be held to such a standard, the products made in the past suddenly become "non-green".

That shit is funny and fucking retarded! Either the products were made "green" or not! What they do in the future doesn't change the way something was made in the past.

I understand you're too stupid to understand this. That's why you're a democrat liberal. You don't need to think.
 
Damocles said:
I worked at CompuServe when 14.4K was just coming out, one of my first jobs... I've been a techie ever since. I use anything though, Unix/Linux/Apple/PC it makes no difference to me, I've even set up networks with Novell pieces...

I have both apple and pcs (even one using Linux) on my network at home... I don't buy Apple products though, Apple is overpriced and isn't provably "better" than any of the other products.
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My first two collage classes were FORTRAN and COBALT. :palm:

Thank god punch card, flow charts, and such have gone the way of the dinosaur.

The computer (reel to reel) and accesorties were in a room that had to be over 1,000 sq. ft.

Our finals were due on a Monday and I went in of Friday night to run my assignment.
Someone went in on Saturday and either by mistake or intentionally, they ran a probram that put the entire system into a loop for the whole weekend.

I think I still have some the tools that were used for the symbols, for the flowcharts.
 
Darla said:
You know a lot about computers USC? I didn't know that. I don't even know what linux is!
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He's Lucy's brother, isn't he? .... No, wait .... I don't know who he is either. As I type this on my iPad, though, I have to say that I don't like apple computers....mainly because I don't like change and don't want to be one of the "in" guys. That's who have them around here.
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
My first two collage classes were FORTRAN and COBALT. :palm:

Thank god punch card, flow charts, and such have gone the way of the dinosaur.

The computer (reel to reel) and accesorties were in a room that had to be over 1,000 sq. ft.

Our finals were due on a Monday and I went in of Friday night to run my assignment.
Someone went in on Saturday and either by mistake or intentionally, they ran a probram that put the entire system into a loop for the whole weekend.

I think I still have some the tools that were used for the symbols, for the flowcharts.
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I think you mean COBOL?
 
tinfoil said:
Bump for Darla to read my explanation
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Thanks tinfoil. After your three paragraph explanation of why the joke was funny even I was able to get it. When I finally was able to wrap my mind around the sophistication of your joke, I realized it was so funny and laughed so hard that i peed my pants. I had to change, but first I had to stop laughing. So that all took a while.

Thank you for the 3 paragraphs and the bump. I await tomorrow's tinfoil funny with great anticipation.
 
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