Are you thinking about turning survivalist?

[WinterBorn]

Do you answer to one or both?

Do you know the difference?

 

[WinterBorn]

He answers to

Nah, his Mom is a lousy lay.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Do you know the difference?

Is there one?

 

[WinterBorn]

Is there one?

Yes.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Yes.

What is it?

 

[WinterBorn]

What is it?

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

I Googled Teatard survivalist, and here's what I got:

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Were you on vacation when this was taken?​

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Nah, his Mom is a lousy lay.

After your wife, I guess nothing compares.


She's pretty good.

 

[apple0154]

Next, you must hoard supplies. Without supplies, you won't have anything to "defend", except your wives and daughters.


You know those non-whites are after your wife and daughters, don't you?


Here's a handy video to get the budding hoarder started:

Baggies. Plastic sandwich bags are handy to use as gloves if you have to remove a corpse from your property.

Hmmm, who would have thought?

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Baggies. Plastic sandwich bags are handy to use as gloves if you have to remove a corpse from your property. Hmmm, who would have thought?

SmarterThanFew and Winterborn would probably butcher the corpses of their victims and salt 'em down.

 

[apple0154]

Comedy gold:

http://survivalist.fm/​

Ahhh, yes. “Planet X” (Nibiru). But the Anunnaki- Nephilim are supposed to be coming to help us, aren't they? Besides, when they come the women will all get naked, so they say.

Maybe that's the strategy. What better way to get the survivalists out of their bunkers than to have naked women running around?

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Aren't they supposed to be raptured?


Except for Winterborn, who lies and lusts.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Ahhh, yes. “Planet X” (Nibiru). But the Anunnaki- Nephilim are supposed to be coming to help us, aren't they? Besides, when they come the women will all get naked, so they say. Maybe that's the strategy. What better way to get the survivalists out of their bunkers than to have naked women running around?

You're assuming that Teabagger survivalists find naked women attractive.

 

[Damocles]

Ahhh, yes. “Planet X” (Nibiru). But the Anunnaki- Nephilim are supposed to be coming to help us, aren't they? Besides, when they come the women will all get naked, so they say.

Maybe that's the strategy. What better way to get the survivalists out of their bunkers than to have naked women running around?

It depends on which of the theorists you speak with, some believe they are coming back to claim the slaves they bred to be trainable.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

It depends on which of the theorists you speak with, some believe they are coming back to claim the slaves they bred to be trainable.

They're known as "TEA Partiers", aren't they?

 

[apple0154]

You're assuming that Teabagger survivalists find naked women attractive.

Maybe they could be accessorized with pearl handled pistols?

 

[apple0154]

It depends on which of the theorists you speak with, some believe they are coming back to claim the slaves they bred to be trainable.

And then the Repubs will say, "I told you so. You should have let Ronnie Raygun install the space shield."

 

[Damocles]

And then the Repubs will say, "I told you so. You should have let Ronnie Raygun install the space shield."

The Anunaki would laugh, it was pointed in the wrong direction.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

The Anunaki would laugh, it was pointed in the wrong direction.

Many of the GOPs efforts are pointed in the wrong direction.