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WinterBorn said:
"But then, I have an off-board sex life"

Thats it? Thats all you are going to tell us? Thats not titillating at all! Come on, Darla, we need details.

The stories going around are much better. Cyber sex, phone sex, stealing lovers, mailing underwear, and all sorts of naughty bits.

You are supposed to be the biggest tart on the internet. I am disappointed.

:rolleyes: :(
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LOL You should see the pathetic PM's I am getting mostly from Republicans, ever since the sexually frustrated hags in question have been posting their fantasies about me.

I am saving them, I might put them in an article I write about sexually pent-up Republican men on the internet! I mean some of the things, I never even heard of!
 
Darla said:
LOL You should see the pathetic PM's I am getting mostly from Republicans, ever since the sexually frustrated hags in question have been posting their fantasies about me.

I am saving them, I might put them in an article I write about sexually pent-up Republican men on the internet! I mean some of the things, I never even heard of!
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:lol:

When you rely on porn, and have to hide it, for a sex life, you must get into some strange shit.

I have gotten good laughs at the hags talking about you.
 
Darla, please save it.
I don't need anymore evidence that these neocons are sick bastards. It might make me leave the site.
I prefer keeping them at their comedy level. You and BACK and mot have taught me a lot since I joined about progressive policies. I put Azzhat & southerntool on ignore about 90% of the time soon to add the toothless whinch meme.
 
Darla said:
LOL You should see the pathetic PM's I am getting mostly from Republicans, ever since the sexually frustrated hags in question have been posting their fantasies about me.

I am saving them, I might put them in an article I write about sexually pent-up Republican men on the internet! I mean some of the things, I never even heard of!
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Hey! You aren't supposed to tell people about my PMs!

I mean...

Um...

Well, you know not mine per se... But you know...

:inno:
 
Darla said:
The last couple of mornings when you sign in, you see that there was a lot of pornographic and sexually abusive comments made - a couple by women! (ech) but almost all by conservatives.

I think that it's mostly a matter of pent up sexual frustration and jealousy, coupled with obvious alcohol abuse.

I guess it keeps Damo hopping, but I wish people would remember this is a political board. I think it's really weird. But then, I have an off-board sex life.

Poor bastards.
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But then, you've had close up and personal experiance with alcohol abuse, pent up sexual frustration, and jealousy.
Hell, it's been part of most of your adult life.
 
Darla said:
LOL You should see the pathetic PM's I am getting mostly from Republicans, ever since the sexually frustrated hags in question have been posting their fantasies about me.

I am saving them, I might put them in an article I write about sexually pent-up Republican men on the internet! I mean some of the things, I never even heard of!
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And would you please stop sending me PM's, where you beg me to be nicer to you.
You're sexually included assertions are really disgusting.
 
Darla said:
The last couple of mornings when you sign in, you see that there was a lot of pornographic and sexually abusive comments made - a couple by women! (ech) but almost all by conservatives.

I think that it's mostly a matter of pent up sexual frustration and jealousy, coupled with obvious alcohol abuse.

I guess it keeps Damo hopping, but I wish people would remember this is a political board. I think it's really weird. But then, I have an off-board sex life.

Poor bastards.
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Wait, so its worse when women do it? Whatever happened to equality?

Oh, and as for the PM thing, I prefer to hit on you out in the open where everyone can read, laugh, and cough up their morning caffeine fix.

:clink:
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
And would you please stop sending me PM's, where you beg me to be nicer to you.
You're sexually included assertions are really disgusting.
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Darla begging someone to be nicer to her? lol Yeah, that'll happen.
 
Topspin said:
Darla, please save it.
I don't need anymore evidence that these neocons are sick bastards. It might make me leave the site.
I prefer keeping them at their comedy level. You and BACK and mot have taught me a lot since I joined about progressive policies. I put Azzhat & southerntool on ignore about 90% of the time soon to add the toothless whinch meme.
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^^^LOL ^^^

Top can be adorable.
 
Topspin said:
Describe the biggest bong rip you've ever taken.
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Like mine was when I was ripping on a bong with a pull bowl instead of a shotgun and I pulled the bowl and inhaled all the bong water into my lungs and choked. I coughed for about 20 minutes before I could take another hit.
 
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