I wouldn't categorize this as an example of idiocy. I classify it as someone greatly conflicted, i.e. Cypress feels great pressure to believe something that he personally finds to be bunk, and now he is performing mental gymnastics to see if he might possibly convince himself that Christian beliefs are true, despite his inability to get behind them at present.
If Cypress had actually believed that Jesus was an historical figure, he would have just professed to JPP "I believe that Jesus really lived and really died for our sins." Then, other Christians could jump in and say "Well, duh, it's totally obvious, Sherlock." Instead, he posts omniscience fallacies in the hopes of gaining validation from others. He's looking for positive responses to confirm that he is correct for believing in the historicity of Jesus because he's not getting any from himself.