Babies are smarter than leftists

Uncensored2008

Uncensored2008

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While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:

  1. They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.
  2. They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.
  3. Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.
  4. They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.
  5. A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.
  6. Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.
  7. They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.
  8. Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.
  9. Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.
  10. Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.
And the final tally is: Babies 10, Liberals 0. Congratulations, babies.

babylonbee.com

10 Ways Babies Are Smarter Than Liberals

While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:
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Uncensored2008 said:
While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:

  1. They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.
  2. They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.
  3. Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.
  4. They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.
  5. A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.
  6. Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.
  7. They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.
  8. Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.
  9. Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.
  10. Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.
And the final tally is: Babies 10, Liberals 0. Congratulations, babies.

babylonbee.com

10 Ways Babies Are Smarter Than Liberals

While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:
babylonbee.com babylonbee.com
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Hilarious and true
 
AProudLefty said:
A self portrait?
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Oh clever,

iu
 
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