Best Topspin Impersonation

[TheDanold]

Take a break from partisanship and issues and give me your best topspin impersonation.
Vote on your favorite.

 

[Topspin]

how bout me calling you Dixie-esqu

 

[Lao Tse]

Dano, how about you suck my dick for leaving me off the list. You've got some nerve, chickenshit.

 

[TheDanold]

Dano, how about you suck my dick for leaving me off the list. You've got some nerve, chickenshit.

I tried to think of people who are most likely to want to imitate him, Chapdog is not on there either as they are buddies, Caesar is not on there because he would consider this childish and I didn't put you on because I just thought you wouldn't really care.
They only allow 20 options.

 

[Damocles]

You can request an increase you know.

 

[evince]

All the people on this list have have mail in order degrees. They dont make anywhere near the money I pull down in a year from my oil investments. They suck and are stupid. I am the only one here who knows anything about how the ecomony works. Reagan was a god.You people are libtards.

Hillary is the best man for the job.

 

[TheDanold]

You can request an increase you know.

Please, if you could. 40 would probably be best and I can put everyone on.

 

[Damocles]

Done.

 

[LadyT]

Dano, how about you *&^% my *&%# for leaving me off the list. You've got some nerve, chicken$^%#.

See, I keep telling you guys he's in the closet. Yet another reference to 'relations' with other men on this board by a$$munch.

 

[Robdawg]

See, I keep telling you guys he's in the closet. Yet another reference to 'relations' with other men on this board by a$$munch.

something tells me dano is hot, but never posts a pic

 

[LadyT]

something tells me dano is hot, but never posts a pic

I don't think Dano is hot in the least. I picture him to be pretty big with a sizeable and growing gut, starting to bald (even though I like the bald look), and I also think he has a slightly lazy eye.

I do know that a$$munch is totally in the closet. He does nothing but make reference to ay nall, always tosses in a ho mo ph obic joke, hates women, and makes reference guys on the board pleasing him. Without fail. I think you could definitely turn him out.

 

[Topper]

More millionaires than ever before.

Fuk you gerber

 

[Topper]

The main point, my young padawan's, is to basically use a lot of 's and to make as many gibberish analogies involving a river captian as possible.

 

[LadyT]

More millionaires than ever before.

Fuk you gerber

LOL.

 

[Topper]

So guys, I did A LOTTA cocaine back in college... A LOT of cocaine... hasn't effected me none. Actually, now that you mention it, I don't really remember any of college... funny...

Cocaine free chaplain captian on the river that is when he realize.

 

[Robdawg]

So guys, I did A LOTTA cocaine back in college... A LOT of cocaine... hasn't effected me none. Actually, now that you mention it, I don't really remember any of college... funny...

Cocaine free chaplain captian on the river that is when he realize.

i did LOTS of Extacy.... lots and lots and lotsl

 

[LadyT]

Rob you junkie.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

All the people on this list have have mail in order degrees. They dont make anywhere near the money I pull down in a year from my oil investments. They suck and are stupid. I am the only one here who knows anything about how the ecomony works. Reagan was a god.You people are libtards.

Hillary is the best man for the job.

Ironically, you don't have nearly enough spelling errors. Maybe if you had put "puplic" in there a few times it would have sounded more like top. You also failed to input the GED comments. But overall I will still give you four stars out of five.

 

[Cancel7]

So guys, I did A LOTTA cocaine back in college... A LOT of cocaine... hasn't effected me none. Actually, now that you mention it, I don't really remember any of college... funny...

Cocaine free chaplain captian on the river that is when he realize.

LMAO

 

[Socrtease]

All of you with your GED educations have no idea how to be Topspin. First off you don't have the intelligence to invest the kind of observation to truly emulate him. Number 2, your community college associate degree minds can't possibly capture that which makes Top Top and C, Your just plain not rich enough.