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Mitt Romney's Crazy Religious Beliefs!
What Does Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Really Believe?
Mitt Romney's Crazy Religious Beliefs!


What Does Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Really Believe?
- He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
- He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob."
- He believes in baptizing dead people.
- He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
- He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
- He believes that it was impossible for Negroes to go to Heaven before 1978.
- He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
- He believes that he is going to become a god.
- He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies.
- He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth!
- He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing.
- He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. And that even includes True American™ drinks like Coca-Cola!
- He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.