Bizarro Thread

Dixie said:
The only reason 'God' is capitalized is because you're referencing a single individual

"God" is capitalized, as well as "He" and "His" when referencing "God" because it is a profoundly important and significant thing. "God" is not a person or an individual, "He" is not even a gender-specific pronoun, when referencing God.

I am sorry you apparently don't understand religion or grammar, but it is grammatically correct to capitalize God, and any other references pertaining to God.
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No, you don't. God isn't profoundly important except for causing the pointless deaths of millions of people.
 
Care4all said:
And that is precisely what I was taught, in school when growing up....and I only went to public schools and schools on military bases....not any religious schools.

must be "something" from yesteryear...huh dixie? ;) Another thing bites the dust! oh no!
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It belongs in yesteryear, back with hosing the blacks like they use to do in Dixie's homland (he probably has fond memories of hosing blacks, to bad he has to act like he's not a racist now).
 
I believe you guys are remembering that this is a serious thread about how we believe... Not a fun thread where you pretend to believe the opposite of what you do! So stop trying to make this thread fun!
 
Bush is just a brillient Man with a remarkable deep insite.

When I gaze upon his face I feel a deep admiration and love, But damn he looks hot in those jeans.

Hands off Dixie hes mine!
 
i love the way that even though desh chooses to praise bush, she still is able to maintain perfect grammar. It's not at all ironic or suggests that her brain is most likely fried from one too many hits of acid. She's a really up standing member of society, no question about that.

By the way, may I suggest that our side convos should not be in bizarro speak?

your not welcome . .
 
Good Morning again! I'm not tired so I won't go to bed now. I won't be seeing any of you tomorrow.
 
The Broncos didn't just score a touchdown and are looking really bad this pre-season! Man this sucks!
 
I never knew about this thread but the Care4All part gave me a laugh.

I am bizarro Dano, I believe that the answer to a great jobs crisis is to increase taxes and regulations to help attract job-creating investment and if we can accumulate a shitload of debt from all the spending then that can only help. I further believe this is "reform" rather than just a continuation of what we have been doing for the last 50 years of increasing regulations and debt.
I also believe Watermark is a sex god and that this thread is still funny 4 years later and that Grind is glad he created this thread and doesn't look back on it and wish it never existed as it is not lame.
 
I am bizarro Watermark

I believe that we should eliminate all science funding and cut off the trivial amount of our spending that goes towards making sure that children don't starve to death so that we can give even more tax breaks to the rich and corporations. I believe that the free market is magic, and that the government is a magical whirlpool that's incapable of doing anything economically productive, because that violates my morals.

I believe that teenagers should be castrated for masturbating or having sex outside of marriage, and that anyone who miscarries should be put on the guillotine, and fetuses should have more rights than mothers because they're the most innocent thing possible. Also, since we don't have enough entertainment for conservatives in this nation, I propose making the penalty for every crime death, best for conservatives to enjoy it. Science education also needs to be replaced with bible study classes.

Unions need to be abolished, because they are an abomination before the lord. It makes sense to favor corporations at every single possible turn over individuals; and the rich at every single turn over the middle class. Hey, eventually maybe the money will get to you after they've spent it! This is much better than it getting to them after you've spent it, trust me.

Christianity should be made the national religion and we need to ban cursing and pornography and pot and alcohol (on penalty of death). Police will be replaced by efficient private security officers, so that people will be able to enjoy the efficiency of the market in providing them all the protection they can afford. It's more important to lower taxes than to eliminate debt, and we should deliberately make the government inefficient so that we'll have even more excuses to cut taxes on the rich and corporations.

Finally, I love conservatives, think they're completely rational and intelligent, and enjoy they're moral innovation that has made the world a much better place over the years. Greed is good and suck my cock.
 
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I am bizarro Billy.

I value and respect every living human beings opinion, especially over my own. I hate listening to music that isn't pop, because pop is the only musically diverse music out there. I also detest the mere thought of drinking alcohol and am ashamed of my Irish heritage. I would never even look at a gun, unless it was in my lifetime military career, because I could not see a better career than the military. I also cannot stand people who disparage our government and especially our various police agencies. We need them to protect us from ourselves, because only their authority is incorruptible.

My idols on this board are Dixie and Watermark. Dixie for his vast knowledge of everything there is to know, and Watermark for his outstanding awesomeness.
 
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