Blond Joke

[cancel2 2022]

It's not that you need a better one Tom...it's all about timing. Here...I'll show you.

A bum walks into a bar. Grinds Mom is the bartender. A sign on the wall over her head says "Hand Jobs $5. Cheese Sandwhich $10.".

The bum looks at the sign and than squints at Grinds Mom and asks "Are you the bitch here who gives the handjobs?".

Grinds Mom looks sourly at him and says "Yes I am."

And the Bum says "Well wash your hands bitch I want a cheese sandwhich!"

Hmm, I see what you mean.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

tom i would invite you into the night owl club but i dont think you can be in it since you are british. maybe if you were on at liiiike 9pm my time

 

[Mott the Hoople]

tom i would invite you into the night owl club but i dont think you can be in it since you are british. maybe if you were on at liiiike 9pm my time

What if he doesn't give a hoot?

 

[cancel2 2022]

tom i would invite you into the night owl club but i dont think you can be in it since you are british. maybe if you were on at liiiike 9pm my time

Oh God, that's 2:00am over here. Too late for me.

 

[Auster]

@ Tom- haha. I was sure it was a joke about rotten potatoes.

@ Mott- loled. Talon it like it is?

 

[The Dude]

Toms mom was a blond bird.