BOSTON! BOSTON! BOSTON!

Please take note of the facts.

FACT: I woke up at 10am and proceeded to drink.
FACT: I continued to do so, almost without interruption, until meeting up with Grind at 11:30 PM
FACT: In this time I had consumed a MASSIVE amount of Sam Adams, several shots of Capt Morgan, and probably 4.5 lbs of seafood
FACT: When Grind and I had left our first bar, we were tied at 3 beer apiece.
FACT: When we left our last bar, Grind was ahead by 1/2 beer and it was last call for all of Boston.

In short, Grind did NOT out drink me.
 
Also, Boston has some FINE ladies. On average they are about a 7.5, whereas Detroit has a 5. Detroit has far cheaper beer, and the selection is just as good. Also much better wings.
 
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