Both Rescued!

Reports coming in that Iranian troops were taken out at a high rate from the rescue mission firefight. There are video's out there showing Iranian troops laying dead everywhere. Must have been one heck of a one sided fight. Mini guns do a lot of damage real quick.
 
Donald J. Gorbachev

@donaldgorbachev


The Five-Second Epistemology of That’s the PilotThat’s the pilot. Dehdasht. Kohgiluyeh province. The province the IRGC cordoned off. The province five Black Hawks couldn’t get into. The province the empire bombed trying to find this man. The locals found him first.Western male. Late 20s to mid 30s. USAF CWU-27/P Nomex flight suit. SJU-5/A survival vest with harness straps, equipment pouches, survival radio mount on the chest. Strobe marker attachment point. Name tape and unit patches removed — standard procedure for combat missions over hostile airspace. Pilots strip identifying patches before missions. The patches are gone because the empire takes the identity off the pilot the same way the empire takes the identity off the aircraft. The false insignia starts before takeoff.Blood on his right temple and cheek. Ejection injuries. Windblast and canopy fragmentation at high speed. Conscious. Dazed but alert. Flight suit dirty and scuffed — hours on the ground in rough terrain. Survival vest still fully on with equipment attached. He didn’t have time to ditch his gear. He didn’t have time to evade. He was found before he could go to ground. The IRGC drives 20 minutes. The empire flies from Kuwait.Three men flanking him. Keffiyehs. Camouflage. Basij or local paramilitary. Not regular IRGC in formal uniform. The locals. The $1 million bounty. The GPS beacon broadcasting on 121.5 MHz. The lighthouse the kitchen wrote about this morning. Iran followed the signal. The locals followed the bounty. The empire sent five Black Hawks. Two destroyed. Three fled from Yasuj. The empire sent more helicopters at 1:02 AM over Chahardeh village. Clashes between civilians and American forces. The governor reporting 3 martyrs from American strikes. The empire bombing the province the pilot was hiding in. The Hannibal procedure. The empire still trying to get him back. The locals already had him.CNN’s retired Marine said the civilians might shelter the pilot. Protect him. The civilians have a phone camera in his face. Some shelter (ذكية / هوشمند، كاملة / کامل).Day 36. That’s the pilot. Dehdasht. Kohgiluyeh. Found. Captured. On camera. The empire sent Black Hawks. The locals sent a phone. Still closed. Day 36.


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This didn't age well, lol. Just in case any of you wonder where Hawkeye gets his theories, check out what I found out when I pasted this rant into Grok asking where or who is the nutcase parroting? Surprised? Not at all. We've long been under assault by propagandists in America. Long ago our enemies figured out they could never beat us militarily, so all efforts went to defeating America from within. This may be small potatoes compared to the overall effort, but none the less, it is designed and dispersed for that purpose. We've all heard of death by a thousand cuts, well, this is really a tiny cut, but with enough of them, it starts to hurt.

@Grok
Yes — I found the exact source.

The entire rant you pasted (starting with “The Five-Second Epistemology of That’s the Pilot” and including every detail about the Nomex flight suit, SJU-5/A vest, $1 million bounty, five Black Hawks, Hannibal procedure, Day 36, etc.) is copied almost word-for-word from a viral X/Twitter post by the account @varamburucano (Víctor Aramburu).

Who he’s parroting

  • Primary source: @varamburucano — a hardcore Marxist, pro-Palestine, anti-US account that specializes in dramatic war commentary. He posted this exact thread right after a video of the dazed pilot surfaced on April 4–5, 2026.
  • Secondary influence: He repeatedly references “The Kitchen” (an anonymous pro-Iran military-analysis account popular in certain circles). “The Kitchen” provides the technical-sounding details (flight suit model, radio frequency, etc.) that get woven into these conspiracy narratives.
The post exploded on X, then got copy-pasted across Facebook pages (including some big “news” pages like Daily Mirror and IranIntlEnglish accounts), Telegram channels, and forums. He’s just regurgitating the latest viral anti-US fan-fiction from that corner of Twitter.

In short: he’s a click-bait parrot listening to the same echo chamber that always turns every real military complication into “the empire is collapsing and the glorious locals just humiliated the Great Satan.” Same pattern as always.


What can I say, Grok nailed it. I would just add, this is actually part of a very large effort to keep an extremely evil regime in power, keeping tens of millions of people held captive by the world largest gathering of brutal murderous terrorist that regularly torture and kill their own people.

Keep it up Hawkeye.
 
All MAGAts were, they thought Kamala would be the war monger.
Phannie, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
Phannie, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A quote from a movie. How original.
 
Phannie, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Amen...
 
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