Earl Buttz
Amerikan
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I could shave a gorrilla bald and call him Billy?
I been flashing back to that little tramp Brittney Spears shaving her head. Shaved her head bald ya know? Ya know I figured the girl was gonna try a come back I just didn't know it was gonna be as Howie Mandell. But this does bring up an interestin point and this is it. The good Lord intended some things in this world to have hair and he intended some things to be bald and when you futz around withem your tinkerin with the design of the universe, which, at least to me, dont seem to smart.
Like a good lookin woman. She gotsta have a head of hair. Like that Farrah Fawcett and Raquel Welch and Pamela Sue Anderson. I mean hair is part of the package. Am I right gentleman? I mean if Pamela Anderson were bald it twouldn't look right. She'd look like Kojak with hooters and that'd give ye nightmares. On the other hand some things oughta be bald, I'm thinkin bowlin balls, a womans toe knuckles, Mr. Clean. I mean if Mr. Clean had him a big ole head o hair like that thar Fabio he'd be looking at the mirror so much he'd be lettin some dirt slide by.
And Peaches is hairy and apples is bald. You give me a hairy apple an I aint eatin it. Just like your Ying and Your Yang which, by the way, is another thing that oughta be hairy.
WAKE UP AMERCIA!
Right out of this orderly universe out pops a bald Brittney Spears. Girl it was one thing when you was a chain smoking white trash tramp with no panties on, that was fun, now your gettin freaky! Knock it off!
Buttz out!
I been flashing back to that little tramp Brittney Spears shaving her head. Shaved her head bald ya know? Ya know I figured the girl was gonna try a come back I just didn't know it was gonna be as Howie Mandell. But this does bring up an interestin point and this is it. The good Lord intended some things in this world to have hair and he intended some things to be bald and when you futz around withem your tinkerin with the design of the universe, which, at least to me, dont seem to smart.
Like a good lookin woman. She gotsta have a head of hair. Like that Farrah Fawcett and Raquel Welch and Pamela Sue Anderson. I mean hair is part of the package. Am I right gentleman? I mean if Pamela Anderson were bald it twouldn't look right. She'd look like Kojak with hooters and that'd give ye nightmares. On the other hand some things oughta be bald, I'm thinkin bowlin balls, a womans toe knuckles, Mr. Clean. I mean if Mr. Clean had him a big ole head o hair like that thar Fabio he'd be looking at the mirror so much he'd be lettin some dirt slide by.
And Peaches is hairy and apples is bald. You give me a hairy apple an I aint eatin it. Just like your Ying and Your Yang which, by the way, is another thing that oughta be hairy.
WAKE UP AMERCIA!
Right out of this orderly universe out pops a bald Brittney Spears. Girl it was one thing when you was a chain smoking white trash tramp with no panties on, that was fun, now your gettin freaky! Knock it off!
Buttz out!